hey cant believe u never found the jungle wanted ant and dec autograph. neighbours ringo dies today gonna cry. sound sydney cold u cant see anything her. is the bags still heavy nothing else is been happening talk to u soon xx

Well we hit Sydney a few hours ago and its bloody freezing! Hoodie and jeans came straight out x

it's raining in the jungle.2 new celebs-dom joly &jenny eclair .biy and girl camps now combined.poo lady entered boy camp and ate passion fruit[boys had been saving]britt demanded bed not hammock.linford thought jenny was sue pollard[hi de hi]poo lady complained about shaun putting water out of his own water bottle in the cooking pot and his mouth had been round it after eating meat,worms cockroaches etc.she is a vegan in leather boots.she could not eat bugs in one trial-failed,FAINTED in another & now the public have chosen her for aquatic strife-her first words were i can't swim.useless lump.anyway,another new face entering the jungle tomorrow. i have been told that cards are being posted saying that a parcel needs picking up and to ring P.D.S.09066611911 to arrange delivery & one person did so & £300 was put on her phone bill.the scam is set up in belize[british honduras]. typical,just before xmas when folks are expecting parcels.no i'm not lonely and i have got a life.xxxxxx

i'm with sally who wants to exercise on holiday.case of bird flu in hong kong -got out just in time.quantas checking engines on their planes so don't fly until they've cleared it with me.give my love to ant & DEC if you see them,i thought you meant being close personally [very funny-made me lol] but realised you meant geographically.love you and the new pics.miss youxxxxxxxxx

Aiden was booted off x factor. Think it was between him and katie again. It was elton john week.

To be fair he wasnt my favourite. Wagner still there!! I Wagner for president. The man cannot sing for toffee and I bet he's eyeing up a slot in the jungle already.

Apologies to Baz's mum for making it look like you wer up to no good with the beer, bu thten again you are probably are up to no good with the fairly rubbish aussie beer.

Full marks for the pic of the bus driver - what a fitty!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Cant believe you are off to Sydney - teency weency bit jealous, you'll love it!!!

Stay safe and enjoy another long bus trip!! But so worth it when you drive in over the harbour bridge and you get your first glimpse of the city - eek!!

hugs xx

Sounds like quite a good line up. A little gutted to be missing my fix of Ant and Dec...despite being so close. Perhaps i will bump into them in Sydney, or better still...Neighbours night.

Just keep watching the show in case Baz wanders on scene with his back pack ;-)

celebs are shaun ryder-sleeps a lot.nigel havers,britt ekland,linford christie-windup merchant,sheryl gascoigne-paul's ex-wife needs the money[95k],aggros santos, lembit opik,stacey solomon-x factor[talks 10 to the dozen],kayla collins-playboy model and last and most definitely least gillian mckeith[poo lady -examines it,talks it and is full of it.she FAINTED last night but had enough about her to tidy her top up and pull it down at her waist while they were giving her oxygen.cos she is such a drama queen she has been chosen for the first 2 bushtucker trials.these people must be so hard up or hungry for the limelight -thank god ,cos i love it -well ant & dec mostly.anyway,let's hope poo lady walks before the girls all starve or smack her.finger gone numb.love to you bothxxxxxxx

Well done Josh. Had a feeling it might be Rebecca as she's the only one I haven't seen in the episodes here.

So who's in i'm a celebrity this year? Any one good or all Z list celebritites? Baz and I are still in search of the jungle where its filmed, but no luck so far.

We found out that we missed the chance to go to the waterfall where mysterious girl was filmed...gutted! Although Baz says he only wanted to wee in it to show his dislike for Peter Andre anyway, so its probably goog we didn't.

IT REBECCA THAT PUSHED PAUL. i know but paul said u still got to stay married to me or i will say it declan. aiden went out of x factor after it went to deadlock. i love audi tt it so petty i guess aint been it dad car then another car no one can get out of. josh won an award last night for music with a 30 gift voucher talk to u soon xx

No X-factor update I see. Where are you Simon?

I've currently dropped from the factor 30 to the sun cream I usually use, I have hard core pills and cream so will hopefully take affect soon...

Can't believe Jack Duckworth is dead, but i'm sorry for our unwittty posts, I guess you got all the sarcasm in our family ;-)

Definately no Audi TT we already have one car that I cant get in or out of. I bet thats all dad has talked about isnt it?

well i can't believe that no one told you that Jack Duckworth died in Corro, not in real life of course, but starangly enough he died in the same chair as Vera, how bizarre. Prickly heat hay, where's the witch hazel cream that you were taught never to leave home without? Michael came down yesterday, he wanted to buy you an aldi tt, , dad told him you wanted one, well at least he got the make right even if he got the model wrong. loving baz's mum's blogs far more interesting than yours, when is she on tour, i'll book tickets x

Sal I forgot to mention in my text to try using a higher factor, 30 should do the trick! Try nivea sun spray too, its not thick so it will let your skin breathe. I bought that when I was in oz. Thick suncreams sometimes clog your skin up and make prickly heat worse. Honestly some cream from the chemist will sort it out I promise. Hope you are both having a great time! The aussie sun has clearly made an appearance! Take care, big skeggy hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx