damn. aunty bezzy musta been writing hers at the same time as me!!!! dont believe a word they say about frank, not untill i seen him!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi rar. loved the pics of the booze cruise, but how short is that skirt!!!!!!!!!
cover youself up lady!!!
as usual nothing much happening at home, rob been a good boy, no more bad comments!!
might start packing this aft for me jollies. whoooopeeee!!!
no more sightings of frank!!! me thinks the bezzys telling fibbys.
had a wonderfull sunday dinner with fiona & farquar. we was gonna pack u one up but we ate it all..!!!!!
uncle farquar went to bed at seven so me, dad n fiona were playing frustration. i won YES!!!!!!
Connect 4 championship next week!!! can my life get any more exciting???
anyway thats all the news 4 now.
miss u loads speak soon
luv and kisses mummy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Sarah, Just an update on Frank. He was spotted again last night filling his face, not with uncle bezzy,s bread though. We had to laugh , he really has been the topic of conversation lately, as well as you of course. Chris came in after Friday night up town, saying him and Tom had been talking about him. Hows about that for popularity? Nice to see some more pics, looks like a good time was had by all. Glad you aren't letting the side down and are still having a good night out or two or three. Hope job is still ok and that your move was ok too. Byeeeeeeee for now love us all. x

Hey Biss, just replied to your email finally, havent had chance to get to a comp, iv been very busy and slept alot too as iv been a bit ill!! but im good now! moving into darling harbour on monday, would be great for u to come out but as you have no job yet, especially a wel paid one, somehow i dont think u will be able to afford it!! i will ring u when i have moved in prob tues or somethin, ill text u first to make sure ur home. gonna go c auntie phyllis on thurs i think!

Saw Keith the other night too at Samantha's daughters party, nearly every single person there, except 3, were somehow related...its very confusing lol! Keith has invited us up to visit him when we head that way to the solomon islands...well think about it!! it sounds a wierd place! he was shocked to see me cos he didnt know i was even in australia! xx

hey special girl. miss u so much.
great grandma loved your card. had a lovely one from the queen. wish u could have been there. you,d probably have saved me from making an idiot of myself!!!!!!
anyway stay safe, have the best time and hi to auntie fiona!!!
love you loads and wish i was with u.
take care speshi girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi rah,just had a thought you could go to summer bay and get all the autographs for me!(sad) you could even star in it as an extra.or get to ramsey street!
take some pics if you ever get there won't you!
hope you have a good weekend (on a ship aren't you)lol!!!!!!!! bye for now.hey iv'e come up with a really good christmas present for you love chez x

What kind of family are we involved with. I'm sure we weren't as bad before we met you. We are upset that you think we aren't attending to Franks every need. We don't think he appeared for you as he thought you would take him back to the slo cooker. We are sure that now he is settled in his new home that he will show himself more often. Maybe to be sure we should progress to the adoption proceedure then he knows you won't take him away. You can of course have visiting rights. The shed and all it's occupants miss you loads, I don't want to wish your time there away cos it sounds like you are luvin it, but can't wait for the homecoming party. Glad you like your message board, it's given us a few laughs, but the main thing it's telling you that we think about you lot's. Be in touch again soon no doubt. Love Aunty Bez

helooo rar. its ur mad mum again. yes i am now slightly deranged, due to being sat at home bored for the last 6 weeks!!!! hopefully start the job next week!!
had melvis to the vet, only needs minor surgery. fell off the bed!!!
gonna sneak round to the bezzys tonight with our night vision goggles to find frank!!
swear they,ve seen him, but they did say they saw sting at the airport and it was really alvin stardust, so who knows!!!!!!!!!!!
i,ll send u a sunday dinner through the post, u want leeks? mmmm yum!
anyway gotta go for now. the ironing awaits!!!
to the regiment I WISH I WAS THERE!!!
Luv u loads speshi girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

forgot...hope melvis is ok?? wot did the vet say about his leg?? poor thing , dad pulled melvis leg off and now mum pulled melvis arm off!! wots going off?? u dont desreve to look after him!

Hello all -
Tom , firstly yes iv seen some great board shorts, bought a few pairs myself - ill definatley get u a pair... but put some money in my account first...im not made of money!
not going skydiving was seriously considering it but already been and done the sky walk so im waiting till we go up the east coast befor we do that cos we want difrent views!! hows things? still wiv becky? say hi if u r, if not tuff luk mate. miss u abit actually. hope ur not im my room!wot have u been doing with urself?still enjoying the likes of the lovely ponte??ooo i miss it sooo much ....maybe not!!cant wait for the new appartment!! were dead excited! got a pool n gym on the complex so hopefully ill be able to shift some of the weight iv pilled on - im sure rosie will agree, all we do in oz is eat!! yum yum!!oz is great tom .. i wish u was here!
oo dont ring me it will cost u an arm n a leg ha ha ill ring u on sat!

Fiona n lord farquard - Hows things , luvin it out here! yes iv been surfing it was great - i was a pro ha ha maybe not!missing the neighbours , hows adam n alex?

The bezzys - well u lot n my mum seem to be writing the most messages ha ha, hope frank is really ok n u hav actually seen him?? mum told me ud got a contract with warburtons, for the bread making!! sound great - mum says its a hazard to take the bread to the park and throw it to the ducks, the bread is that hard it would kill them if u hit them.. im sure its great - u can make me some wen i get back n ill hav mushos on toast !! yum yum, made a curry hte other night it was absolutley fab!! obviously no musho bargi and it wasnt viceroy but it was good... miss the shed , hope ur all ok ... to the regiment i wish i was there!!

Hope the family is ok - a big happy 100th to great grandma on saturday - abit gutted that im going to miss the party tho - grandma and grandpa send my love to her!! hope the card is on the way from the queen!

oh emma send me ur email add then i can send u a propa email , mine is [email protected] - hope ur ok n hope uni is ok , r u enjoyin it? miss u all lots , didnt think anythin cud top xscape either lol but theres some great nites out here, ud love it!!
Went out lastnite for a friends bday and got guestlist into this club , ended up blaggin my way into the vip lounge with my friend amy who im moving in with and then came straight back out wen we realised the cheapest drink was $33 !! was very drunk tho , ended up swoping my shoes with sum random person cos i had blisters as they were new and ended up with sum boots im my room this mornin!! oops , there nice tho!! the ones from topshop like urs!!
- its my last nite in the hostel tonight so were going out to celebrate - were going on a boose cruise - its a school disco lol!! its all u can drink!! just been and bort a new tie lol!! hope everyone is ok , hope laura n kay r ok , miss u all loads n loads!!

Mum n dad n rob - miss u all lots, hope u are all ok, robert how is school?i hope u r behaving ur self young man!!! mum n dad i miss u lots n lots - hows my room coming on??hope u still checking on frank,not sure i quite trust the bezzies! amount of time i went round and tried to find frank and as soon as iv gone he suddenly reappears at the site of some rip -off home made attempt hovis!!anyway love u all lots.. money running low so dad if u wundnt mind transferring abit over , that would be lovely!could do with a home cooked dinner too mum , its all fast food here! i do try to cook but it dusnt go rite - it always tastes funny- except the curry!!

Dont think theres anythin else to say now - going bak to bed in a min cos im a little tierd...

Love to everyone - keep the messages cumin its nice to read them all - love to everyone rah x x x x x x x

Hellol Sarah, I hope you have noticed that your mum is getting everyone on her side to pick on us even your Harold. He will be getting some stick when we see him and so will your mum. She,s got it to come. She's out of control with you being away. Ignore owt they say, we are treating Frank like one of our own. We force feed Chris and Bulbas my bread just the same. keep enjoying and taking good care of yourself. Loads of Love From us all xxx

Hey lissy n rah

When you moving to darling harbour then? Mum said you were! I wanna cum out 4 xmas... its crappy ijn england. Keep me informed of everything, ring me Lissy! Or I could ring you at Pams if your still there?

Love you lots
Biss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx