The flight was short. The food was good. And finally I think India has left my stomach! On with the adventure. After a few days of pretty intense, how can I say, bowel movements, everything is flowing normally - or else not really flowing anymore, but dropping solidly. I know maybe I'm sharing too much, and I apologise, but it's good news. I didn't let it stop us doing anything in Sydney, managing to find the necessary equipment nearby whenever I needed it, b...

I'm a bit in love. I know it's hard to believe, and I probably shouldn't be on a trip of this nature, but I can't help it. I am. You can't fail to be in this city. It has to be one of the most romantic placesI have ever been to, and the only person I have to share it with is Dan. (I say onnly mainly because there is no romantic feeling there - not because he is terrible company). Paris has nothing on this place - move over Venice - and Prague? Prague Shmarbe....

After a delay keeping us in Mumbai for an hour longer than we had expected, and a 12 hour flight, we arrived in Sydney at lunchtime. And the difference is remarkable. It smells - clean. There is nobody begging you for money all the time, and no leprosy! Just Australians, steak and beer. And we have already made the most of the latter two. Having been in a prodminantly Hindu and Muslim country the last month, beef and pork were impossible to get, at least of an...

So, this is it. Our last day in India. We leave in just a couple of hours for Sydney. A twelve hour flight. And I am ill!! Good times. But, who cares. Now is not the time to mope and feel sorry for myself. There are some very important things that need to be said before we sign off from this country, and I can't think of a better time or place to say them than here and now! Our last day here went by without much drama. We spent our final night on Chowpatty ...

"Step back fans." "Form an orderly queue." "Yes madam, you can touch me." "You want me yo autograph your chest? No problem!" These are the sort of things I should be saying now, but alas I am not. Despite spending no less than 14 hours in Bollywood yesterday, I don't believe I am any closer to achieving my goal of becoming the star that you all know I so deserve to be. But it was a pretty interesting day, and we actual...