West Langdon April 2010, UK
West Langdon 14th April 2010
To all who doubt the existence of an omniscient deity, I say: consider Fred. Fred is a Testudine; a shell-shielded, crepuscular diurnal reptile with both endo and exo skeletons. Many of his brethren are shy reclusive creatures, who shun coffee mornings and dinner parties, preferring the company of a good book or pottering in the garden, but not Fred. Fred is the Graham Norton of testudines, or tortoises to you and me.
Of course ...