The Dutch have an expression for meaningless verbiage, they call it 'cycling in the air'.
When a Ragstone travels to sunny spots for shady people, without easy access to a bicycle, he indulges in 'psycho-cycling', cycling in the mind.
This condition arises when passing through vineyards, olive groves, picturesque villages with little family run restaurants serving pa amb oli, grilled fish, local wine, glorious countryside and distant mountains; in a car!
Mallorca is ideal cycling country. Majorcacycling.com is worth a look.
Anyone tempted to a tour of the "Goats Head"?