Thanx for all ya emails for me bday, i ad a good en.
Carlie shot out of bed in morning en sang happy bday to me, en then we just lazed about pool sunabathing for abit.
We both shared a a bottle of sang som before we went out, we went to this little cafe where we'd been going for our breakfast, cos they wo having a little opening party en we felt bad not going. Anyway this fat swedish bloke came up en sat at the side of me, he wo about 40 en awful, we dint wana be rude so we kept talking to him, well he wunt shut up, en he wo stuffing his face while he wo talking to me, en he kept spitting scotch egg in me face, well me en carlie wo trying our best to not laff, but he wo meking me feel sick. We managed to loose him in end, en we went to walk street, where all best bars are.
We'd been in a few bars en wo pretty drunk, en this bloke shouted ova, sang som 55 baht a drink which is really cheap compared to everywhere else, so we followed him en sat down, he fetched us are drinks, en we noticed that it wo nearly all men in the bar, 2 secs later this show comes on, we all these naked nuns chucking the sens about, we'd oni bin fetched in to some kind of brothel!! A dint know where to look, we wo like 2 gigling school kids, we quickly finshed our drinks en left.
After that ordeal, we went to this bar that ad a live band on the wo dead good, carlie ad bin to shop en bought a marker pen, so shes writing all ova me arm "happy bday" en i ad to tek it 1 step too far, a suggested we drew on our faces, so we ran to toilet, en next min weve both got, glasses, goatie mushtashe en earings on our face, we looked a rate pair of idiots. The wo a big black woman who just sits in toilets all night selling stuff, she found it hilarious. So we went back out en chucked are sens abart on dance floor getting some strange looks. Even people in band on stage could'nt keep a striaght face. After about 10 mins of Thai people staring a few just started coming up en just pointing to the face, they wanted doing up 2! After half an hour we had a little gang of people all marker penned up. It wo funny, ad a good laff. Not as funny this morning when av tried to get it off, av nearly took top layer of me skin off, en you can still see outline of it.
Av oni just got out of bed en its 5pm ere, dunt feel that bad actually.
Rate am going, i'll see you in 11 days.