Sanur, Bali, Indonesia
Allrighty kids, ye comfy 'round the bonfire? Ye got yer snacks, yes pops 'n yer soundtracks?! Well if ye can, listen to what I was back in the days I wrote this damn thing! It'll add to the charm of things, the adventurous way - of da warrior!
Oy, Filip, get that stick outa Martins nose!! And EJ, eatin' yer tonails aint gonna make the girl like ye more. NO, they dont like the stink, only u do! now be quiet, old Pandaemono needs his consentration (+10) (lol) and focus!
Music on me head: Jack Johnsons, Justices, and Daft Punks songzis...
Tan: In transition state between white and mild tan, in great danger-region of getting burned... Aint gotten no burns on my body yet though! :D HAHAAA
Location: Old Ronalds' Internet'n cafe Tavern of Tigerluvvin. (the old dude is covered with tiger-tatoos - im born in the year of the tiger btw) Sanur, Bali.
Aight!! Listen up. Its been a pretty wicked first two weeks. I dont know which day it is and aint no way I got an interest fer here its islandtime baby, minds slow, tounge slow, movements slow and the cars'n scooters are fast as the devil, so watch yer step tryin to cross them narrow streets lest ye wanna be a limp shorter, shorty!
Just finishing up my G.A.P. Adventure tour which has lasted fer two weeks now, since last monday til... woah, obviously this one, harr harrr! Its taken me from Sanur (did nuthin but eatin and sleepin 'ere) From there we went to the inland of Bali, a chirpy town with attitude called Ubu. Walkin thru ricefields and a trip to a monkeypark full of thieving monkeys with INFRAVISION and rocketlauncher speediness when they figured u got them bananas they wanted. And they'd climp u like a tree, invite their friends and have a party on top o' yer head before ye knew it (no s***, 100% truth man, them monkeys were fresh n' feisty)
Next was Lovina on the... southeast coast, north of the souther peninsula! (confused yet?) makes sense to meself anyways... Did sum scoobydoobadiving there, saw loadsa fish, got sum pics with me underwater imagecapturing device (camera), and chilled in the sun with me hand on me gun...
So the next weeks kinda blurry... It consists of rats scurrying in the ceilings, bugs creeping in toilets, ppl klimbing volcanoes with the sun burning it, me flying back home to norway, wishing I dont be getting sick, back again, back up north, never wantin to leave me cold home of Oslo, being submerged in hotsprings, having a big-titted woman wake me up in my bed under my blankets wantin me, me shootin lightning balls at my teachers while checking that the braces on my teeth are okay before I fly off to catch up with my friends at the underwater mountaingiant...
U GOT IT, I had a fever, diareah, and a million fever-fantasies to go with that. for 4 days I thought I had AIDS/malariah/an alien growing inside of m - along with the scitzophrenic fever that didnt know it wanted my company or not. A week it took to get well, just in time to climb a 2600 meter volcano in 8 hours... FUC*IN AWESOME, divine view, with sunset, the clouds looking like floating fire below us. Truly otherwordly - didnt think nature could be so beautifull...
Then we walked down again... got f***ed in the legs since us manly men had to run down as much as we could, and still the chicks came down almost the same time as us (damn them are smart them lassies)
Next 3 days was the Gili Islands, with snorkeling, trips to the moons via magic shrooms (optional), chilling at the beach, good eating, readin, and exploring the islands... darn them were small!
Anyways, back now in Sanur. Last night with the group, fer good and fer bad...
One thing I know.... TOO MUCH FRIKKIN TRANSPORT... busses, boats - all the time... just came of a 5 hour boattrip and man... Im getting land-sick, the walls are rockin in all directions all around me...
So hows it all been? Awesome and horrible... I guess its me own fault for trying to de-tox the local drinkin-water with some pills I've bought. Got me a diareah fer that one, THANKS NOMADEN-NOOB!!!! Been daydreaming alot about old computergames and videogames... guess my mind is detoxing, hehehe...
Gotten homesick a few times, been thinkin WTF am I doing here? Been thinkin that problems have a way of locating me wherever I go... Realized I cant escape myself - s***... Ya'll know I think too much yeh, and HELL its been so much deadtime and downtime I've had nuthin else TO DO but thinkin!... its sum wicked s*** fer ya right there - but there aint nuthin a bottle of cold water, some old, new, friend-provided music and a loooong walk around an island cant cure... :)
And yessh... some o ye might be thinkin; WEOW!! U MUST BE MEETIN SO MANY NEW KEWL PPL ANDREW-TAICHO-SENSEI, DONT FORGET US!!!! Well, I've only been here fer about twoandahalfweeks, and I havent found anyone as kewl as meself and me friends... Its u guysis thats the home im homesick for, *AH f*** TEAR RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEK, AINT NO WONDER, I GOT IPOD ON SHUFFLE NOW WITH papillion FROM secret garden RUNNING.... LOL* *wipe* back to the point... I miss u :) and whoever of ya who're meetin me here or in the land of THAI, I cant wait!
Dont u dare getting me wrong though, Im luvvin this place... the difference from home is definetly equal to a world. Blablabla... What Im saying is s*** looks different here, but it smells the same when it hits the fan!
Ok signing out before I start repeating myself... The computers here are from the stoneage with wooden modems, so pictureuploading takes forever... Forever is the figure of the time I've got now... 6 sweet weeks to kill in Indonesia before heading off to Bangkok, Thailand, the first week is to be spent in Kuta, maybe the second one southwest of the southern peninsula of Bali where there aint so many tourists, and maybe I'll find some crazy f***er to put up with my mad ravings and ideas and philosophies to drag along to JAVA, the bigass island thats neighbouring me to the west - met some austrian girls on the ferry today who'd been there a while ago, and they said it had barely no tourists there... pretty wicked!!
Jeje, I gotta go eat now... Ill get sum piccypicpictures up within the next few days... I wonder at the moment, If I've eaten some happy food or if its just my post-boatrides thats makin my head totallytrippy with bonus-colors level two... dang...
YOGAFIRE OUT!!!! SHINNNNRYUKEN!!
AND TEMPLES SUCKS ASS!!!!!! after a while