Flew to split and got ferry to Hvar
Arrived in Hvar at 6 o'clock, went on a walk around the port. Got ready to go out and met Steph and Tash. Went out on the hostel bar crawl, met Australians (Diags and Sam) and three boys from London (Casper, told and jack) through a guy called aiden in our hostel room.
Was very drunk and had a good night. Emily met the love of her life Diags. Diags was chirpsing Emily using great chat up lines like "you got pretty good crack for a white gal". Then he asked her if she was gonna kiss him and she said "I'd rather die", he walked off and Emily came to third wheel with Sam the hunk (who was butters- who looked like my mums ass). Casper came over to give me a Hollywood kiss, after a great game of tonsil tennis I returned to reality. The police then passed by, where em asked them to arrest the Australians cos they were criminals. The po po said they'd have to arrest us to and we said they'd enjoy it too much, which made the policemen laugh cos we have top banta.