I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to all those that I have affected by pretending to be Thomas Markham. Initially I started this juvenile game as a little bit of fun, but I did not think through the consequences. Thomas, I am extremely sorry for the offense that I have caused you and the shame that I have brought on your family name. You do not deserve this. Your family name has suffered enough through your naughty bottom fettish. To all the other people that the naughty bottom fettish boy has accused, I would like to apologise to you all too. I never meant for Thomas to get so angry and start shouting his usually penis filled mouth off. Im so sorry. I hope my actions can be forgiven. To be honest, the reason that I used Tom's name was because its the closest that I will ever get to fulfilling my dreams. I have spoken to many surgeons about the possibility of me looking like Tom, but apparently my bone structure will not allow this. My bone structure won't allow much to be honest. So I turned to the next available option. I thought if I pretended to be Tom, then just for that small moment, I really would be him. I needed to feel what it would be like to be inside Tom's body. I've tried to get him drunk and experience the pleasure in the flesh, but he remains adament that he will not resort to taking. He's a giver, right to the core. Anyway, where was I. I had to have a two minute pause at the moment there, the thought of Tom giving got a little much for me. To aaany otttther ladssss out theeeere, waaaash your haaands afttttter youuuu shake hannnds with yourrrr govenor of lovvvve, my hand kkkkkeeps stttticking to thhhe buttons. Anyway, I hope you can accept my apology. Im sorry.
Yours forever (Tom),
Gavvy

Whoever is impersonating me is a park. If its you jonny then you are going to get it big style!

The one i want ti give it too is Glan and the pistol.

Sorry about the blank one I pressed enter by accident in a fit of rage at the blatant lies that have been written under my name! To whoever it was HOW VERY VERY DARE YOU!! This is not true and I reckon I know who did and when I see them I'm going to give them one!!!

I well fancy Glan, now that I'm living with him I can sneak into the shower and watch him rub himself down, I go weak at the knees. I also love adam clair; I call him the pistol. Need I say more?

Glan smells!

well i'm glad to see that claire's message board has turned in to a slanging match for all to see how sad claire's friends are! (except me)

You are gay Gavin you should see the video i have of you from the other night!!!

what a web site!!! take care my nomadic sister

Wotcha Darlin'.
Hopeyoo'savinfun.
Don't fall off the bridge - 'slongwaydown!
Lovesya
xxx

Its a private joke, that GAYS dont get. So shut it you gay racist.