After crashing through the international date line with gusto I embarked on the New Zealand leg of the world tour. It still amuses me that ive lost a whole day, I think its absolutely awesome. If I was rich I would do this journey whenever there was a day I wanted to miss out, top of my list would be New Years Eve, I hate that day. So, onto Auckland. I think ive seen the most gay man in the world ever. He works in starbucks and ive never seen anyone get ...

Ok, last one for a while i reckon. Greetings from LA Airport. I got here very early today cause I couldnt be fussed with making my way through the public transport system to get here in the heat and my backpack so i took the free shuttle from the hostel. Ive killed 4 hours quite well and theres still 3 to go. What I implore you all to do on May 31st is enjoy the day. Im not going to see May 31st on land due to the wonders of time travel and its a shame ca...

So the other day I was walking along the street and there was a mobile karoake machine and some guy was belting boyz II men (notice i know exactly how its spelt) out during the middle of the day as if its the most normal thing in the world. Its just so alien to me and id imagine to most brits as well. I can really see how American Idol is in its FIFTH season already cause they just can't help or refuse any opportunity to show off. You'd need to put 5 or 6...

Second night of poor sleep pattern. Today is the day when i sort this out. I had the perfect plan yesterday, went out on the day tour, returned at around 5 and there was basketball starting at 6, this was going to last for 3 hours by which time i could then just mince around for a bit and go to bed at a reasonably normal time so i can sort myself out. Wasn't to be, sat down on bed, fell straight to sleep and didnt wake up till 3.30am. Sucks to be me at th...

Today I have seen the house of Jack Bauer. As you can probably guess, today is a good day.