Hey suckers!

I'm now in Sydney. I have no idea how i got here though. One minute i was telling Josh that i wasn't getting on any plane, then i fell asleep and when i woke up i was here. I bet he drugged me again that b******! How does he keep doing it?!

Anyway i haven't been up to much coz Josh keeps leaving me at the flat but i did go to Bondi beach and got my surf on and i pulled a lifeguard lady. I also went with Josh and Gary over the harbour bridge to Luna Park which was a long way for my little legs! Hence i needed to stop for a few beers. I ain't no alcoholic though fool!

Josh better take me more places or he is gonna feel a world of pain!