Well lads,

How's Melinn's aids treating him, that's what he gets for being at it with thai prossies. Just kiddin, hope he's feeling better. The Bollox decided that we never invited him to poland with us despite me and bigback insisting we had but nonetheless he went off and booked himself onto our flights and now poland is importing more food for the winter. Oh dear, i dont think they'll have realised how much food they're gonna need. We all know how much that man needs his potatoes.

Did Rory actually break his foot or is it a minor injury? i always thought it would be brian to do that sort of damage to himself first, but well done rory, you beat him to it.

Daniel Jnr Burke should be on his way tomorrow, making his way into the world wagging his finger at his daddy and the rest of the world! Rumour has it danny's already in negotiatons with paramount movies about making a new omen movie. . . . . .

Remind melinn to keep away from the sharks yeah, they're not friendly. i'll keep checkin your updates, best of luck.

Ello Ello Ello, saw the pics it looks amazing. I booked my flights today woo hooo not long now!!! Were going to thailand for a month before oz then aukland on the 11th March. Tell me all the hotspot where i need to go in thailand, were deffo going to loas and cambodia so any tips please lemmie know.

hope your all getting on tell the boyos i said wasssup. luv yas xxx

ALRITE LADS,WATS THE STORY.HOPE ALL IS GOIN WELL..WAS IN LONDON THIS WEEKEND AT THE FOOTBALL.YOU CAN TELL IRISHFACE IT WAS CLASS.IT FINISHED 37-32 TO THE SAINTS,WE THEN MET ALL THE SAINTS PLAYERS IN GATWICK AIRPORT ON OUR WAY HOME.SOME BIG GUYS THEY ARE.YOU GUYS SEEM TO BE AVIN SOME GIRAFFE OR SHOULD I SAY SOME ELEPHANT.WAT ARE THE SCOOPES LIKE,SOME WEIRD s*** YOU'D BE DRINKIN OVER THERE.ONE OTHER THING TELL THE DUDE WIT THE MACHINE GUN. "YOUR OULD ONE MAN".ANYWAY I GOTTA MAKE THE LOVELY DRIVE BACK TO SHANNON IN A SHORT WHILE SO ILL TALK TO YA AGAIN SOON.LUSK YOU XX...HELLO TO OTHER LADS TOO.THE DUCK SAYS GOOD LUCK....SHANEO

Hey hows it goin? likin the photos d whole place luks dealy!sum beards too!its autumn now so ur missin all the soggy leaves evrywher, skerries has a eurospar (i havnt yet tried the rolls but il let u no) dats about it, tell the lads yo, and enquire as to wats up on my behalf!peace an love and the smell of the oil in your wheelchair.

Hey what's the craic,

The photos look class. I'm just back from 4days at my apartment in spain and now im depressed. the weather is a load of mark...(see what i did there?) AC/DC tickets sold out in 3 minutes here. Ridiculous!!

They haven't made there australian dates which no doubt they will so i'll stay with my uncle in tazmania and go from there....when i save a million quid.

Enjoy urself! all the best

Tell Irishface to pipe down....."our plans will lead us into communiaction black spots"......never let Irishface on this again, never!!!(just kidding Roar-y, my little schnukums)!!!

Hows Melinn? Any better? Its nice that you stayed in with him while he was ill...oh wait you didnt! Sick selfish b******s, you should rot in f***in hell while the devil f***s you in the f***ing ass while you suck his c*** you f***ing ass munchers!!!(sorry about the language Montys parents)!

How long before you hit Oz? We just arrived in melbourne, its sweet!! I really loved NZ tho, you will to...so much adventure...haha, that sounds like Irishface.....loving the pics! Any naked ones yet??

Check out my skydive on bebo/youtube!!!

Missing ya like little Timmy misses his legs!!!

Hey jerkface,

ill leave ya a comment soon...bout to run out of time!!

Luv ya

xxx

Heyaaa!!

Well im delighted to hear ur having a ball of a time!! Silly me deleted ur email address, so can u send it to me again plz? i can send a more lenghty msg that way! Nothings really happening here, only that i went to the grad fair to talk to companies, and all i came home with was the decision that i choose not to work,hehe!!

Thailand looks amazing, i hope ur all havin a few larfs! i appreciate ur picture of that lizard, very cute!! well keep in touch and say hello to the lads! and ill talk to u soon!!

Hayls x x x

Hi Conor - Just getting to read your blog now and so we missed the window to phone you. I would have loved to talk to you but am delighted to read that all is going well. KEEP AWAY FROM SNAKES! There are enough of them here in Ireland too!! Still doom and gloom about the economy so you know what I mean.

No news on the house still so we will probably talk to Paddy soon. Magit went off yesterday and called to say au revoir. He picked up his camera from number 9 too. Its still very strange not having to make sure you are in safe and sound at night!

Take care, continue to have a ball and as always BE CAREFUL.

Love you loads Mum

PS Megan and Dad say Hi and send their love (Oh and Peter too!)

Hi Conor its actually mum here. I heard from Michelle that you had arrived safely and things are going well. She gave me a phone number for you and I have tried it a couple of times and have only got a Thai lady telling me to leave a number. Will you check and see if you have a message or number left from me. Also, what would be a good time to contact you - or do you want us to contact you yet??? We are going to set up scipe in the house SOON and so we will be able to talk when you get down under.

I hated going into your room this weekend - it made me quite sad to look around and know you wont be there for a while. But I know that you are having a fabulous time and so am so happy for you.

Look after yourself (and the others!) and for God's sake take care.

Love your loads and loads

Mum.

Hey Conor Monty,

Thought I'd leave ya your first msg. Glad to hear u arrived safe and sound. Elephants and waterfalls sounds like fun. I wish I had an elephant.

I had to answer this impossible maths question to post this msg. '1 + 5 ='. What am I, a calculator? But I took grinds, searched the net, spoke to stephen hawking and came up with 7...later realising I was wrong so I put in 6 and here we are.

Anywho, I hear there's a famous bridge on the river Kwai. Thats all i know about it. Take it handy. Tk later