ALWAYS BET ON BLACK! JUDGING FROM YOUR POSTCARDS, YOU'RE CERTAINLY LIVING LIKE A LANGER! WE'RE SUPPRISED YOU DIDNT GO TO HOGGS AND HEFFERS IN N.Y. STROKER PASSED THE FIRE EXAM, HE PISSED ON IT. GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME, WHY NOT GO FOR THE OZZIE BIRDS, PRETEND YOU ARE IN THE REDBACK. DID YOU BRING YOUR CORK JERSEY, SEND A PHOTO OF YOU WEARING IT AND SIGNING "THE ROSE OF MOONCOIN." DIDNT REALISE YOU WHERE SPONSORED BY BUDWEISER!! MICK, REMEMBER, ALWAYS USE PROTECTION, - CARRY A GUN!!

well mick,
see the trips going well so far plenty of pics on the site but i want to her more about all those new women you should be pulling you cant let down the irish charm!!!!!!!!!glad to hear your keeping up with the drinking i thought you mighta wanted rest from it after that mental week before you left i still havent recovered !!!!!Dads party was good he got some shock and believe they had a session or 2 at yours the weekend after and the lucky gits got playing 25 they were lucky the professionals wernt there!!!!!!!!! anyhows ill be checking regulary so that ill be kept updated on your travels!!!!!! good luck with the touring ill see you in october for a mad session seeing as though you missed out on the craic here when they won ( gerard made me stand waiting on them to return for 5 hours on the thursday night to see the cup and team for about 5 minutes) hahah but it was worth it atmosphere was great chat to you later love jane

Hey mike!! how r ya keepin? where r u at? i got my summa holidays friday......wahoo! delighted! im startin back at work on monday tho in old craggie cave! im well bored again so said id write ya a little msg! Whos this amy girl? we are all wonderin?:) Oh la la?? Well have lotsa fun neways! I can see ye r neways by ur photos and all them bad drinking habits god ur setting a bad example for ur little cuzin! ha ha:) Well enjoy the rest of the trip!! joanna :) ur favourite cuz!!

Good to see you've not left Tony out!

We've just read your message board - i told Mum she wasn't allowed to read it (ha, ha) but she insisted.

Katie - said hardly anything
Joanna - said loads (as ususal) of hardly anything
Colin - short legs too
Carmel & Ray - he missed the game!!!!!
Noreern - he's gona miss the wedding

Anyway enough of all that cats meow..... Oiche (we can't spell the rest) good night in other words xxxx

Hi Mike,

Mum, Dad, Kadz and Caitriona here..... Just been looking at your photo's. Mum wants to know 'who's Amy???' Keep in clean now.... they know how to log-on!!!!!

London narrowly lost to Ros yesterday in Ruislip - very disappointing. My-self & Cat felt obliged to drown our sorrows with the London team till 11 o'clock this morning. Boy have we had a tough day.

We've been trying to teach Cat how to play 25 - I thought I was bad. She robbed with the Ace (ha, ha). But the scoreboard at the end read Mum: 1, Dad: 0, Cat: 1 and of course I was the winner: 2 No money of course - typical (Dad says that's why he wasn't worried about not winning).

Don't ask about the house - my ear is sore with them!

No news from Trisha yet but will keep you posted.

Cheerio for now,
The family xxxx (and Cat xxx)

Mick, sounds like you're having a great time!! Shame about the boy/girl split in your group but the three Ozzies are bound to be up for it. The Access gang are all okay. Not a lot's changed, the work is still always there, Katie still looks good and the bogs still f**king stink!! I'll be cheering on those thieving, shell-suit wearing scousers tonight - hopefully Kewell won't play and you may have half a chance of winning!! Are you gonna find somewhere to watch it or have you found a new profession as a travelling Karoake star... all together now "I wish i was on the... N17......". And it's always a joy to watch the Mancs lose! Good Bye Man U. Right I'm off for my 15th coffee of the day - healthy I tell you.

Wa-hey Mick, Sounds like you are havin a great time. Mad Jealous of ya!!! I will be keeping up to date on all your postcards, however might by-pass checking out your stamp collection ;-) Take care of yourself MOC Turtle!!
xx Kiera

Mikey Boy. How jealous am I? I can't believe you let Martin from Reading get stuck in to Amy before you could. Assertiveness Michael Assertiveness!!! I think maybe you should use this chat up line:

Mike "Alright darling I'm an astronaut!"
Bird "Oh Really"
Mike "Yeah wanna see my Rocket" (While thrusting hips)

Guaranteed to work mate. Let me know how you get on.

Beattie

Well you've made me jealous so far. I hope you've got your priorities straight and got a bar sorted to watch the game tomorrow night. F**k the toffees, make it Turkish Delight.

Hey Michael, Hows the touring going? Hope your having a great time. Did you find your future wife yet? He he he :-) Im ere trying to do my homework at the mo but i got distracted as i so easily do so ill blame you for it being late! Where you at now? Do u miss ur mum:) just kiddin, runnin outa things to say!!!!! Were all grand ere i spose!!! oki doki beta go bk 2 my encyclopedia just kiddin!!:)he he just wastin space? is dis the longest letter full of crap uv ever got, ya? thought so:) anyway best go really runnin outa things to say gud luck and god bless you creature!!!!:)only messin!!!well i do mean gud luck and god bless!!!
take care jo :)

Hi Mickey hope you doing ok and enjoying your trip so far? I hope you will be looking at the Match on Wednesday and cheering on Liverpool to win even though you are half way round the other side of the world. Take care hope to speak to you soon. Carmel & Ray