One more Blog to go unless you carry on for the rest of your journey.Shame about the kittens,i hope someone looks after them .Think of the fun your have buying new clothes.The High street awaits.
Sue Archell
13 days and counting! Weather here atrocious so don't be in too much of a hurry to get back - only joking, I know you both can't wait!
Bob's birthday tomorrow but he's being a right baa-humbug and won't make up his mind how to celebrate!
Off to a meeting tonight at Leigh Community Centre about the proposed airport expansion - should be interesting!
Hope you're both well.
Love Sue & Bob xx
Eileen Munro
!6 days.
Betty
Hi Alison and Mike
You have done it now... Well done...
Come home safe and tell us about all your adventures...
Keep safe...
Take care ...
As your Mum says (Alison) only so many days to go..
So looking forward to seeing you home safe and hearing of all your experiences first hand.
Enjoy your round trip home.
Thinking of you both.
Pitsea hasn't changed much - waiting for you ...
Slainte - love and best wishes Betty xxxx
Philip
We are now in the middle of the Loy Kratong Festival - thousands of lanterns in the sky, tens of thousands of fireworks being let off at all times of the day and night, and millions of flower arrangements on a polysterene base being floated onto rivers and streams, as a symbolic gesture of repentance for sins commited over the last 12 months! All very colourful and noisy!!
Speaking of fireworks and damp squids, it looks like Tony is out of the running for El Presidente of the Federal Republic of Europe. An early frost seems to have played havoc with the brussel sprouts. So there is still a vacancy if you fancy it! Send your application to The Midget, Paris, and copy to Merkel the Hun, Berlin. Please do not sign your application with your name, but just give your NHI number, so there can be no discrimination in processing your application on the grounds of age, sex, colour, sexual orientation, religion, or political persuasion.
Eileen Munro
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26 days! Hurrah.!!!!!!!!.
Eileen Munro
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26 days! Hurrah.!!!!!!!!.
Mikeandalison
Great to hear from Anne Stafford, though didn't get facebook link. Hope France is suiting you well - why wouldn't it! As you say, there is life outside Essex. Be great to catch up in UK sometime
Mike & Alison
Anne Stafford
Hi Mike Hi Alison
Anne giving you a message from France.
Who said there was no life oustsida Essex!
You are having such a great time.
I can truly picture it.
enjoy the sun and give my love to the picaninnis
You can link in to our facebook to see what we are up to....
Anne x
Philip
A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all the way up to her..... You know the kind. He copied down the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
Dave Blant
Hi Mike and Alison,
Hope all is well with you. I took Ben, Besh and Molly to Manchester Airport earlier to check in at 3.00am! They are flying to Greece to stay with Jen's nephew. We are travelling up to near Manchester again this morning (bad planning I know but not our fault) to meet up with Vicky etc because we are going to one of Jenny's nieces for a party.
I'll give you a ring tomorrow.
Dave
Philip
Sorry I haven't posted anything for a while. For some reason Firefox has stopped allowing me access to the message board, but I have discovered if I just use Internet Explorer, it's OK. Business is ticking over nicely and we always manage to pay all the bills on time!
Anyway, found a joke for you which should go down well with all the sceptics over there who questoin the power of witchcraft and belief in the supernatural.
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Fred Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.