hello ASHLEY. so how come u havent txt me, when im your one and only amazing sister?!!!

Hope your both having fun and enjoying the 'sights' in amsterdam!!

Love C xx

Give it 2 tara mum she knows what 2 do. And u dont have 2 get a 200+ gun just get a rabbit catcher gun which is about 75!!!!!

Guide books arrived safe and sound at Medlars. Will get them to Baz

Phew. I'm glad the cable thing has been sorted.

Not a bad result bearing in mind who Saints were playing. Pity they couldn't hold on but then that's Saints.

Who cleared up the sick???

Glad to hear that Jones is "coming out" Very brave to let people know!!!

Dad E - Ash's cable found by me, nothing like a bit of confusion!

Shooter off shopping list now Ash so don't fret, - Dad felt sick when he found out the cost (£200+) so humane trap has been ordered and just so you are crystal clear I would have been more than happy to have strangled the blessed thing much less do the deed in one shot!

Took the batmobile for a spin this afternoon. What fun! Much prefer driving it to being a passenger. Got it to over 6000 revs but didn't actually feel the v-tech kick in. Any suggestions?

Up the Saints - well here's hoping anyway Make sure you two are the loudest in the bar!

Its my cable which was needed for the cam recorder. And just so we're all crystal claer mike is NOT a chelsea fan! never has been and never will be. And hopefully the saints will win 2night. Cant believe mum is gettin a shooter, feel a bit sick but i ask myself who will do the job?????????? Babes hope ur feelin much better and gettin some sleep. loads of polish have moved next door so kind of feels like were back in England lol. Just confirmed with mike that pics will be on tomorrow.

Ok well i think there are several things to clear up, i ONLY have a soft spot for Chelsea i am not a closet fan there is a deffinate difference. Em you are in serious trouble young lady when you head out to Naples! Secondly no need to start tearing the room apart yet but i will need you to in the not so distant future, gonna try and buy one. Off to try and find a pub with the saints game tonight and then eat pancakes untill im sick, so hope you all have a good evening.

P.s getting a bit confused as to whop the hell some of you actually are, could we be a little clearer.

Mum C - I'm confused about the cable. Was it Ash's cable or Mike's cable and who found it??

Glad the BBQ works ok. What veg did you have with it or was consumed with a lightly tossed salad. Better ask Digger for menu advise. He's a wizard with a few prawns and clove of garlic.

Only just CJ. How's dad coping with the situation??

Hiya babes, you ok? you better not be forgetting about my postcards young/old man lol!! have asked jones about coming out not to sure yet!

love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

At least Chelsea are better than Southampton. But I can't say much except "We are staying up!!" Hopefully Southampton can follow suit!!

Cable found so hopefully Baz will bring it out on Fri and the pictorial proof will be recorded. Have to say its impressive Mike was out at 9 a.m. but was Ash? Mike - you are red and white through and through, where has all this blue stuff come from or is that just from your Amsterdam visit?!!!

no no no! Jumped out of his seat to get another beer and tell the biased Frank Rijkard lookalike that the ball clearly hit my friend Carrick in the head!!!!! Get out of that blue closet Mickey, or bag, whatever....