Just so everyone knows, even tho im tall my d1ck is suprisingly small. Ah well!!

Yes guy's - Its amazing over here, I bet you are pure gutted you've gone travelling now!!
Anyway dont be too gutted you'll all be back home soon (Ba$t*ds)

nice one boys looking at your pictures of queenstown and it looks amazing nice outfits for the halloween bash wayne looks like marilyn manson . im going to try and get 3 weeks out with u in january its just quite hard with work at the mo tho but i am definetly coming ! someone has to show you fools how to drink ! foley is going to oz on the 27th of november so meet up with him nosh ill give him your number and if you change it let us no anyway take care guys peace out ! nice tattoo wayne ! bet that hurt....................................

G G G G G G G=- G Unit!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes bro!!! did he have a mullet and say yea bro sweet as ha miss ya bro!!!! this is a true story for u bro, once was written that 4 men from a city in the new world called caerdydd would land on the shores of New Zealand get greeted by the the king hepu toka eat loads, drink loads and go on dates with loads of maori women, and then leave the land with new skills and a copy of once we were warriors 1 & 2, then to return home to caerdydd and get drunk baaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!! none of this has happend yet but we still have time!! crazy story but i read it in a toilet!!

Yes corl brother, hows tricks dude, i was speaking to this guy in town the other night from NZ, he said he bumped into you in some bar over there, he said you your coolest dude over there a 100% pimp arse gangster,

grant

Well boys what a performance trying to sort out your flights Quantas airlines are just becoming the biggest pain in the A*SE never mind i think its all sorted thanks to a guy called Peter in Star travel Cardiff hes been brilliant. Im on first name terms now i think they may be inviting me to their christmas party ha!!! Take care all of you safe flight to OZ Paula xx

U got it guru pink and round am i paying u?? i hope not as i am trying to travel did u know there is a rapper named Guru who was brought up on the mean streets of NY well now u know, more info at [email protected]

mum i've lost some weight so i'll take a medium and please dont use that itchy wool i'll come out in a rash u know what i'm like, nice mumizzel safe sis luv ya!!!! xxx

pink and round

Yo Bro!
Mum has heard of your missing shirt plight and has decided to take up knitting again! You lucky boy xxxxxxx
p.s. Wants to know what colour and shape?xxx

gooday cobbers, when you get to oz dont forget to look under the seat when you use the dunny !!!

1-0 to Corley imagine having 1 really long arm just like a crab.....go just think for a bit......, any way respect bra catch u on the (DL) Peace out from christchurch, any other funny named people wanna battle bring it, i need a drink!!!!!!

Dear Mr Corley
I am pleased to inform you that your request has been granted. I will send the t-shirt as soon as poss for your sake not mine, because bruce lee is a gonna just like battle ships game say's but there's no ship's. So dont worry Mr Corley, because thing's like this are inevitable, anything can happen
ha ha ha
your's truely
MrLongarm