When me and Alice checked in for our flight, the woman asked us if we wanted to be in the emergency exit seats, which meant that we would have to assist the flight attendants in the case of emergency, but meant we got extra leg room. There was a very camp gay guy called Aaron, who went through what we would have to do (basically open the door if they told us to), and I thought it was funny when he said 'I've had a haircut since this brochure was made' because the...

I woke up in a panic because I hadn't set my alarm for work, and then realised... I don't have to work again! Because I was the only one up I cut up one of my old work shirts to make a new pyjama top. Since I hadn't got to say goodbye to Mia, I went to her restaurant, where she was working. She made me an iced coffee with condensed milk and I couldn't resist a Roti Chennai, which was really nice. On the way I stopped into a optometrists because my contact lens wa...

Today was a good day to have as my last day at work since it was fairly quiet in the day. I'm not sure whether it's because when he brought it he thought he was buying white wine, or whether it was because he doesn't drink it, but Patel brought me 2 bottles of white wine vinegar as a leaving present, and me, him, Padi and Birren all had a bournvita. Me and Padi took one of the new beers, Pikes Pilsner, which was quite nice. I brought some $3 prosecco {note: since...

After my lunch shift I came back to enjoy some beers with some of the boys from Caulfield North. The guys who work for Oshri, in his removal man business, had managed to get their hands on one of the machines that shoot tennis balls at you, so I found it funny that they had spent ages finding tennis balls over the neighbours fence, for them to go straight over the fence again because the only electrical socket to plug the machine into was in the pool house, and b...

I braved the cold swimming pool today, and really enjoyed my invigorating morning swim. I then sunbathed in our garden, reading the French magazines that were lying around in the upstairs living room. On one side it was French and the other side was an English translation so I could test myself to see if I understood the French part. I brought some roti's and Taco Bell refried beans from Prahran convenience, and probably made Patel and Birren outraged on the ins...