After being told about the country singer whos the star performer at lauras xmas party, i could hardly contain myself until he kicked off with 'Kenny rogers' the gambler and I became his number one fan!!!
4 udi's, 6 wines, tequila and 2 southern comforts later and we were all off down town to party how the rough folk do it!!! Nat fallin out the door, baby in hand, boobs and everything on show to the church going passers by, these guys make chaddesden seem like quarndon!!!
Police doing u turns in the road and me n Haigh running as fast as our 6 inch heels could take us!!! I was pleased I managed to keep out of the 'crotch shot' crew! Zac (a guy from the orange country) looked like a fish outta water as he was basically raped in the middle of the casino!
Was hilarious watching Haigh stumble up the drive and fall in the laundry room before stubbing her toe on the skirting board and finally settling down to the 'chickeny s***' kev had cooked!!!