Hi lads, glad to see you're both still out there. A request from the oldies - Some photos would be very, very, nice and a little more cultural info rather than a view through the bottom of a beer/vodka glass!! And the hose down in Aussie is a MUST. How about donationss to charity for any pics. (Proper charities, not the neil and dave fund). Keep in touch lads and not too much boozing, please. Love Mum and Dad (and Defor) xxxx

anna deeks hey? dont know who the devil she is but from mr harriss' comments i can imagine why you remembered her wooders! sounds like a lovely girl.

trust you to keep soveigners kenny and dont even pretend that you arent enormously aroused by the hoardes of ladymen. we all know how your mind works and that you will probably never leave bangkok now.

take it easy and hope the 4 of you have a jolly smashing time once you hook up

si

p.s. shut up harris was an accident but hope you enjoyed reading it 3 times.

Hello lads hope your travels and life on the open road is going well. Enjoy your stay in Thailand but of course remember that when you arrive in Perth you will be hosed down in the front garden fully naked, especially in the BANGCOCK region, since we have enough creepy crawlies in Oz already (sorry mums but this is a must if they want to stay with us in Perth).

now then, lookin forward to seeing u boys on tuesday, hopefully 'the impala' (woodley) has recovered from from his south african hangover and kennard's not bloated up too much. make sure you've got a couple of cold ones ready for when me and the brazilian arrive! (don't wanna go thirsty now). take it easy everyone!
(p.s i'd love to have seen bagshot messing his pants outside the rydal the other night. i can only imagine he must have looked like a deer with no eyes! And kenny, give that thai woman her ping pong balls back.)

Anna Deeks! What a small world! I can think off two reasons why you would remember her woodley and i bet you could'nt miss them when you saw her!

Defoe definetely is a rat - i don't know whats happening with us at the moment mate. It's an embarrassment to be in the country - your're lucky!

Keep enjoying yourselves fella's - Turn up the sun!

Harriss

p.s Stockley do you wanna leave that message again!

sat in a very sweaty internet cafe in Bangkok, my god this is a crazy crazy city!!! its four in the afternoon here, just got up, very hungover!! chede and harriss little bit of info for you, bumped into anna deeks last night from uni!!!

try and stop chelsea from running away with the league and champions league, who let the drog out!!

what the hell is happening with west ham, and defoe you definately are a rat now that you bite people!!!!

Hey Dave,

I hope you are having a great time! I am very disappointed that you havent sent me a photo yet of your bedroom door...or were you to drunk to remember that conversation???

Missing you loads Dave, England just isnt the same without you!
Love
Jamie
xxx

glad to hear you two are having a ball. suprise suprise everything here is still pants.

unfortunatly for you wooders west ham lost 1-0 to the yids. was pretty funny though cos defoe bit masherano on the arm and it erupted into a 20 man brawl.

speaking of brawls there was 50 man royal rumble outside rydall on friday. made interesting viewing and only officer who turned up was mr bagshot. really need to find a better pub. look forward to next update.

si

glad to hear you two are having a ball. suprise suprise everything here is still pants.

unfortunatly for you wooders west ham lost 1-0 to the yids. was pretty funny though cos defoe bit masherano on the arm and it erupted into a 20 man brawl.

speaking of brawls there was 50 man royal rumble outside rydall on friday. made interesting viewing and only officer who turned up was mr bagshot. really need to find a better pub. look forward to next update.

si

glad to hear you two are having a ball. suprise suprise everything here is still pants.

unfortunatly for you wooders west ham lost 1-0 to the yids. was pretty funny though cos defoe bit masherano on the arm and it erupted into a 20 man brawl.

speaking of brawls there was 50 man royal rumble outside rydall on friday. made interesting viewing and only officer who turned up was mr bagshot. really need to find a better pub. look forward to next update.

si

Thank god it's friday!

Just writing to see how you boys are getting on, and to see if dave is down with the brothers in the dirty south.

I've paid for my visa to NZ, just the flight left to pay, so I should see you boys sometime next year in Aukland.

See you soon,

James. XXX

Sounds like your hating it, probably coming home soon. You have missed loads of great things, none spring to mind, but the weather has been amazing here, heat waves and everything, definately not been raining, really grey and dark by 6:30pm.

Good to read the updates, sounds quality. Neil - Hammers have been awful but don't worry they are playing Spurs on Sunday, should be the kick start your season needs. Lets hope the dirty tactics of food poisoning aren't used again!!

By the way, can't see an answer to the question about using the "things" David's mum gave you, must have missed your reply!!

Take Care