how was staying at your m8s house on Friday? Good fun id imagine? This is s*** the crowd were promised updates by today and you failed us!

oi, cnt beleive u didnt show last night, dafty!!! anyways gna miss u mate, jus b safe on ur travels n keep in touch. ps i want those photos n still wanna hear the goss frm fri night!! haha! take care, il b thinking of ya. nish xxxx

Only you would not turn up to the pub for what was meant to be your send off. Shocking.

Anyway, hope you've got there alright, cos crashing or owt would be a bit s***, I'd imagine.

Good stuff, sounds like you've got it all planned out. Looking forward to the updates and will speak to you soon.
Have fun and use that scottish charm to get your american dream (woman)
anyway, enjoy
tuna

Well kill is harsh but i might torture you a bit. Anyway keep me up to date with the latest news and events i.e. the day Stu gets kicked out or leaves. Is he not leaving before the end anyway i heard you say?

Alright youngster, good luck with the old disney trip even though you ve been ignoring me for the last week. You gay?! Lol. Hope everything goes well and fingers crossed that you dont end up in a lost esq situation. Actually everyone on that show is pretty hot so you d lap it up. Anyway enjoy the trip and if i dont receive my item i requested i will kill you on your return. John