

Hahei, Raglan, Waitomo, New Zealand
So we were standing in the morning chill outside our hostel for 45minutes before the bus turned up. That was an extra 45minutes of sleep I missed out on. To top it off, out steps the butchest woman called Curry (no joke), proudly lesbian, with a few extra gyres round the waist and builders bum you could park several bikes in, who blatantly didn't mind the fact that she had kept us waiting. A few angry grumblings from passengers, me being one of them, and we were ...