Greetings, Christopher! I have sent you an email, dear chap. Do you get WWE in Australia? Incase you didn;t know that rotter Stone Cold Steve Austin is guest referee for the Battle of the Billionaires match at Wrestle Mania. That should be most entertaining, oh yes. Why am I sounding so posh and pure? It is because, my friend, I have been talking like this all weekend to make myself understood amongst Dominique's family. They did not seem to understand me when speeking with my usual Bristolian accent. It was most inconvenient, old fruit but b*gger I it's gert lush to be back in me normal way of yackin ohh-arr!

Chris,

I have never seen evidence of these Salsa abilities, you must have been very drunk, as that is the only time you dance! Please explain all, I'm sure we would all love to hear about it!

Hey Chris! Hope all is going well, really pleased to hear you are learning whilest you're out there! Great work on the German.

I have been informed that you were 'awesome' at a Salsa Club? Were you shaking your thang? I know you do like to get down and groove to the beat.

Have fun! Lots of Love xx

that didnt quite work mate lol ill start again

hello mate, hope your enjoying every minute, sounds 2 me like you are. dont worry i am no longer jealous iv been on the sunbeds at least 5 times and look very orange so im getting close to you haha! Everys missing you so you should have about at least 40 thousand people at the airpor when you get back hehe! neways chat 2u soon, most importantly have fun ;) xxx

hello mate!

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Hi  Chris Lucky chelsea 3-1 down at half time drew 3-3 with spurs lampard got 2 salou the 3rd after 86 mins.Just to cheer you up saw an interview with Arsene Whinger apparantly the reason Arsenal have not done well this year is down to global warming for some reason green has gases have an effect on referees the othe major reason is the increase in council tax and water rates his players have been fined so much recently they are finding it hard to pay.Anyway he has promised new tactics next year.Push and Pass(PAP) control run and pass (CRAP) take on shoot hard (TOSH) they will also be sliding hard into tackles(S**T) although they have tried to do this all season and to encourage more fans he is introducing a train with Arsenal team scheme t*** ) it has 40.000 members already. Anyway because I took you to heathrow I am sat in work today really bored I have taken 4 calls in 5 hours

 

hi mate, hope all is ok and you r havin loads of fun! not much to report this end really every1 is getting ready 4 proffit share the usuall crew all have the day off to get hammered in glos road and end up sick and in a taxi home by the time the rest of us are out.  I have the day out but im going to  go to the mall and 4 lunch with oppery.  I might take him to anne summers with me to choose something Ha HA !! Anyway i will send u a huge email on the weekend with a list of all the shananagans that will happen that night, cus like the ball when we r all out always expect the unexpected! anyway take care chicken up the gas and speak to u soon xx

Hey chris, sounds like your having a really good time, i was sat reading a book in the sun today, though not quite the beautiful gardens, more like outside the mall but hey close enough! enjoy yourself mate.x

Hi Chris footie update for you cityhave won 1 nil against Brentford thanks to a pen after 5 mins Scunny 1 forest 1 and yeovil won at cheltenham table is now scunny  pl 37=73pts city pl 36=68pts yeovil pl 37=pts64 forest have the same next oldham 59pts its looking promising especially as we play the game in hand tue against bradford.As City have won every league game since you have been in Australia can you stay there forever please as it seems to be suiting them that you are a long way from aston gate.I will update you on the Chelsea game tomorrowAt Work i am dealing with loads of Audi owners whos cars have broken down so here is some more german Vorsprung durch technik means "help my cars knackered" cheers

 

Yo Christoff !! This is my first message and I am impressed with this blog layout. Kathryn has been keeping us up to date with "life down-under". Glad to hear that you are introducing the OzNation the concept of JackAss. I'm trying to sort out Kathryn on the telephone front. I think we've tried just about the full range of technology now. But the next thing to try is to beat-up Telewest over "opening" up the faciltiy. Well K and I are now off to 2 hours of exciting charity bag packing at Asdal !!  Cheers ........   

30 messages, its not that much! but you know me talk talk talk! ooo i put in a smiley, welldone me! 

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