Captain Put the candles in the fridge, in rotation; as soon as the one you are burning looks a bit 'flaccid' whip out the next one , until the first one is hard again....the presumption is that you have a fridge, but then if you do, this doesn't work in a power cut..think Sarah needs to come over and give you a hand decorating, she seems to have added a woman's touch to her abode. Love the 'God be with you' photograph. My days of peeing standing up are over.....