TO THE MOTHERS - MRS M & MRS M PLEASE AVOID THIS MESSAGE AS IT CONTAINS SOME STRICT ORDERS
MIDGE/JIMMY WHEN WE SAID PLENTY OF PICS OF HALF NAKED BRAZILIAN WOMEN IN THONGS HOW DID YOU TAKE THAT TO MEAN - U 2 IN RUBBER FLOATING DOWN A STREAM ??????
TAKE IT EASY BOYS DO ME PROUD
James Mitchell
Bloody hell Jimmy it looks like Brokeback Mountain 2!!!
Glad your having a good trip mate. In case you did not know P.N.E are 2nd in the league and looking tasty, even Danny 'Dickio' is banging em in!!
Keep us all updated mate.
Laters
Mr Dyson
Finally some more pics!!!
I've found a solution to your memory card issues anyway..... if you stick the memory card in your arse and then your tongue in the USB port it should work... let me know how you get on with that one...
PS Did you catch any diseases when you were white water rafting - I'm sure I saw a turd floating past in one of the pics!!!
Jimmy
Just a quick one, Nicky is it true that your new job is as Santa Claus at the Trafford Centre?!?! Things must be tought at the top?? All those years of hard work at uni and you have landed on your feet there mate!!!!!
Hope ur all enjoying the pics by the way, still trying to get the pics of basil on the site but can´t find a memory card reader for Midge´s camera anywhere! Anyway, will be in touch soon withmore news!!
Jimmy.
Big Sis Kate
I can't beleive you went white water rafting!!! I hope Mum sent her good advice to you before you went instead of after, like me when I nearly drowned. Here it is...."If you ever feel you are drowning, keep your head above water and take deep breaths"
Loving your pictures. Hope you guys are having fun - this is a once in a lifetime chance and I envy you even though I live in Shanghai!!
Looking forward to your news. Take care and have fun xxxxxxxxxx Kate
The Midge's
Pictures are fab!! Want to know who was biting your toes? YOU b*****!!!
Alright doinz, ya f*****! bring me something good back, but..but..but yees! ya bald-headed coot!! (from dibs)
Gaffer
One last thing I forget to mention was I went to the doctors for a health check up the other day and I was informed by the nurse that I am roughly 2 and a half stone overweight, I would love to know where they get these figures, but the good news is I am not obese.
Anyway, can't stop, its lunchtime for me and as always Friday is chippy day!!!
Gaffer
Alright Lads,
Hope things are going well over there, its all change over here. After taking a well earned break from any sort of sport and fitness, Smokey re-signed me for AFC Manor last night, so watch 'em go now.
Also, have you seen that Nob End have moved up to second? We hammered those zany Geordies 4-1, they were awful, and then followed it up with a cracking 3-2 comeback at Ipswich on Tuesday night at Ipswich.
And finally, was in Croatia last week, no real stories to tell, apart from border control at Croatia been a bit funny and every Croat calling me Paul Scholes, but the highlight had to be (alongside all the pubs been shut on the Tuesday night at midnight, the only pub we were in on Wednesday after the game running out of beer at 1am and obviously the result!) was the fact that Ratboy got chased by some Leeds fans! They took exception to the fact he was a United fan and proceeded to chase him up the street!!! Also went to Venice and what a rip off, £3.00 for a small bottle of Coke! Cheeky wops.
Anyway lads, speak soon, will keep you posted on my performances at AFC Manor and also Nob End's rise up the table.
Regards,
Gaffer.
Mum
Tip of the week
Did you know that if you eat loads of GARLIC it will stop the bugs from biting you
What a shame you don't like GARLIC
Bebbs
Now then geezers!
How the devil are you both?? Sounds like your having a fab time. Where you off to next?? Keep updating the pics its good to see where you've both been.
Take care, dont forget the suncream and be good ;-)
Guy
Diouf The Lama
Le Chat Orange & Midge
Do an old sea dog a favour and get some picture's of south america's finest trumper, it will bring some brightness to what is a particularly dull October!
Jimmy
Hello everyone, finally got a few pics on the site now!! Gonna get a few more of Rio on in the next few days. We have now left Rio and are in a place called Salvador which was a 2 hours flight up the coast. The weather seems alot better here and its a public holiday in Brazil for the next few days so were hoping for some good nightlife too!!! Keep your eye out for Basil on the pics, he is a little ginger duck we were given as a mascot of our travels, he will be popping up now and again.