alrite thunder c*nt, wots up? Bet u wish ur gutted going all around the world to see those beaches when they clearly arent a patch on swansea bay.......harsh. Also i dont wish to alarm you but there appears to be a small rat like creature living on the bottom of ur face, just deal with it..........or do those aussie guys like a bit of rough??

oioi jason........... what you up 2 then? mum n i been lookin at ya pics.. tell nath he has a noice bum (from mum)
speak soon
love ya
take care
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wot ashes tests u got tickets for, and hav u bn to ne of the rugby league while ur out there?

duno ask your sister mate she is a working girl after all she knows the prices from around the world you have to in that game, its what makes her the top of her profession

nice to hear from you anyway u muppet

Alrite u fat b******, jus wondering how much it cost u for a bit of elbow action in thailand??

will do mate, hows the geology work going? tosser

Heard its whale hunting season in Japan so watch where you are swimming!

I was in fine form, few tables got hit, started dancing wth these flame dance guys so burned the s*** out of my top all in all a messy time i had as they say 6 buckets of rum to many

Hi mate. Me tom and paulie still trying to work out dates. Thought about going to LA and then going down to spring break. Good idea. We shall see. Another night like cantabria, i'm surprised your still alive. Was it a bit of Don Simon or something worse?! Did you break any tables or push anyone around? LOL

You silly fat b*stard.

send me some dates mate when ur gona be where, still a bit fat lost a bit of weight when i couldnt eat for a week, had an ucler after a cantrabia type nite, orgil is a shade of rouge he doesnt seem to tan just go red. u not in the raf anymore muppet, u and butler shouldnt be allowed those t-shirts there like a licence to sleaze

Was driving along earlier and realized your travelling for a year with all round sunshine and wondered if Orgil has any sort of tan yet?? Let us know, also u still fat? Im working in gatwick at the mo wearing a yellow t-shirt saying 'can I help!' Glad i did a degree at Keele and quit the RAF, girls much prefere the Gatwick Airport chat!!

Hopes all well, will meet up soon when we leave in bout 7weeks!!

U b****** whoever wrote that, utter b******. (Either Tom or Mark-i'm gonna gun u down)!!