Now then Bro. Hope you are nearly packed for probably the 27th time and looking forward to stopping in New Zealand with me. Here to work as my researcher, typist and proof reader as i attempt to complete my masters ! I need you bro...... Have a safe trip and remember ' a poke's a poke - a joke's a joke. No poke no joke ! Live the dream bro and enjoy. Big bro

From the 26th of December this little Island on which we dwell will be without Mr Gilmour as we bid him farewell He heads off on his travels to explore the big wide world drink copious amounts of alcohol, crash and burn with many girls The main mission by his travels as he crosses the globe Is to ensure that in every country he events a new pose Be it the startled lama, or the classic teapot Maybe the dragon stance in ode to old Rob Many of us wonder “In strange climates how will he survive?' “With all those deadly creatures and beasts, Id fear for my life' He fears not a black widow spider or a dart frog For in the past he has tackled with the Dragon Master Rob A foe who paints his shoes black, and drinks cranberry archers Has a fetish for worms and enjoys protest marchers The purifying Dragon Juice, James did poison and contaminate With vodka & cider (against popular belief, he did not urinate) The dragon was slayed, his chocolate fingers in the fridge but that didn't stop Jimbo ripping the piss! A man on his travels, should have a tactic and plan But he just had 8-hour pro-evo sessions with Rolf and Big Efan So his trip may seem a bit random he'll just go with the tide As the real Random sings Barbie Girl, Kareoke style on a Friday night Now my poem is finished, id better get back to work Before my boss notices ive been skiving and goes berserk So I’ll wish you good luck and hope you have a great time Live the dream and don’t forget – POSE ALL THE TIME!!

Hey, Guess I'd better set an example and be the first to leave a message on my site. Have a cracking Christmas to you all and an awesome 2007. Take care James