I've got his attention. Get their attention.

jameooo...i realised i hav not commented ur blog! sound slike ur havin a quality time over there, u need to teach them how to play real English football while u r over there as well as how to win at pro evo.....oxford has been really gd so far, the ppl r safe (well most ov them, actually about 50%) n the work is a lil bit hard but every1 is in the same boat so aint too bad............... I c ur hair is growin longer n longer very hippyish, now all u need is a big beard..... in case u havent been following the football Watford still have not won a game yet but we r playin ok so it will come, hopefully b4 u return........ everythin else round ere is pretty much the same as far as i can remember 4 now.......shal c u in december or weneva u r bak for sum old time pubbin.......enjoy muchos

Efe
x

hey again - hope ur good :) uni's amazing and brazil still sounds awesome. glad to see the hair's still long - ever closer to the full on hippy/jesus look. still planning to stop off in brighton during your little uk tour in jan?

Just want to say i never wrote this message:

"Ima pop a cap in yo ass yo chich honky mufuka".

It was probably a WASTEMAN like R Jones.

Safe James, u best come visit me when u get back, ur going 2 love the white girls at UCL.

What's worse - cheating medical science or cheating friends?

Dickers!!

Hope that everything is still going well down in Brazilia - sounds like that music fest was awesome. Just got back from the Kooks with Sazmonious - was incredible. Scheming our way into the standing was a LOT harder than we thought it would be, because the entrances are completely different, so we went for a do-or-die run down a cordoned off staircase and bluffed our way through bouncers. Yay!! Then in the gig (the Holloways, incredible, were supporting - they were at Babyshambles or Maximo too) Little Chris was there, che-che-che-checking it out! He was up on the balcony right above us, and simon spotted him. I persuaded Simon to shout with me to get his attention and eventually he heard us and waved, and everyone realised and then cheered and then the Kooks came and did their encour!!! Yay!

Missing you loads dude,
Going round to your casa this Saturday to sort out the flights etc.

Rob
x

p.s. Liz Hurley came into Harrods today. She is buff. Ronnie Corbit is in tomorrow for some book signing - thinking of asking about "bloody hormones" (xf. 'The Office' lol).

The guy who is head of PPE at York looks just like your dad

GRIPPAGE

I MISSS YOU JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYMES COME HOME!!!!

hey buddddddddy,

missin' you tons man.....but brazil looks kickin' and you seem to be enjoyin the HELL out of it.
hows random 80 yearold pupil? remember to threaten to flick him over if he misbehaves. and remember to punish corporally several innocent brazilian children, it's probably legal over there. discipline is key.
and hows your hot pupil? have u decided to screw the awkward 'teacher-pupil' thing and...well...DO her (as the James-named 'new' Talib would say)?

i must end with a quote from one of gurbir's posts:
'Ima pop a cap in yo ass yo chich honky mufuka'
WHAT THE f***???!!

your forever pal,

Tablibi

Heyyyyyyy!!!

(wooo go me! i've managed to post you a lil message before Piers did!)
these first few days at ox have been pretty hectic, but i'm loving every minute of it! everyone is really nice (well, everyone i've met so far that is) and as you've probably guessed, i've met Piers (we've been sitting together in formal hall and admin stuff since they like to do things in alphabetical order round here). it was a classic introduction....i sat down, and said "your piers right! i know you but you don't know me" .....needless to say he was slightly freaked out at first, until he realised who i was. anyhoo, i'm sure he'll have plenty to say to you (hopefully nothing bad!)
hope your having an immense time as always!
gota go to freshers fair now...i'm kinda late already...

love Hayley xxx

sorry man that im only just writing now
you know im lazy as
i also can't be bothered with any punctuation either aaaaammm so sick of english grammar lol paul would be ashamed
i do love my placement though (just tellin you to make you jealous) they have given me a week off next month to beach it gup in uruguay!
love love love love love u bummer
kisses from arg lol xxxxxx
p.s rory and i climbed cacti the other day