James, Hans here - why did you leave me so soon? It has been tough tracking you down. I know we had a few too many drinks but that was no reason to run off. Those days we spent together will remain in my memory forever and I will always be proud that I was your first ever bit of man action. Did you have sore ears and bum when you woke up? Get back in touch, if you don't at least I have the beautiful picture of you in your speedos.
Your Forever, Hans
Joe
Your cave diving, Ards is absailing down skyscrapers for charity (well he always was partial to mounting and going down huge erections), and I'm feeling rather dull and bored at work. Need some excitement!, perhaps I'll see how long I can wait for the doors to start closing before doing some sort of Indiana Jones commando role onto the tube on the way home. Christ I'm bored at work!. Enjoy mate and keep up the photography of scantily clad women.
Woody
The caves look wicked - I'm well jealous stuck here in the office. Glad to see you've tried to get the look to match your lifestyle, ie that of some kind of inter-continental gypsy. I hope it helps with the ambassedorial work that you're clearly spending a lot of time on ;-)
Carol & Mike
Good Screen Saver! Makes a change from the old Goldfish bowl............! Yes mitre's UP and tights DOWN. U B careful when the tights go down! Make sure you have plenty of 'slap' on.....XXX Quite a selection of girls to get through.....Mike says 'Go on Boy - fill your boots'. xxxx
Sticky
Ah big eeeeeeeaaaadddddddddd! Glad your having fun fella.. I'm sure you made yourself know to miss Universe.. I will look out for you on the news, Local Scottish Stalker strikes again..!! take it easy and make sure you find someone with a head bigger than yours!! you can do it
Tefal
Auslander!!! Nice beard Moon boy, cave diving looks cooul, did they have to vaseline the entrance though to get you in. Enjoy you jammy git.
Caroline H
Photos look cool, very jealous about the trip. Try everything!!! (well within reason) and enjoy!!!!
Nikki Swen
Well - I've just been checking out your photo's etc - looks tip top and I'm sure you're living the dream. I'm just winding down for the weekend. It's been a tough week in the world of litigation and of course it's raining in Manchester. Guess I won't care in a few hours when I'm drunk. Let the weekend begin. Enjoy petal.....
Sailor
Land ahoy
Beeatch Hyland
Hey dude... looks like you're having a good time - hope it doesn't last hahaha!! Only joking just my jealousy kicking in... make sure you double bag.. one bag on her head one on yours just in case her one falls off ;o)
Joe
Enjoy yourself you utter git!
Mike C
Bored in Cameroon,so if you are learning Spanish,ask your teacher why 4 x 4 's in Spain are called Mitsibushi "Monteros" rather than Mitsubishi "Pajeros", paying particular attention to the last model !!!