Had an amazing lunch in Darling Harbour. Talk about s***ting on the person that feeds you though. I was stood in the Botanical Gardens with a cockatoo literally sat on my shoulder, feeding it... and it shat on my shoe. Sydney Harbour was a stunning site though. Especially from the driving seat of a speedboat that you have just driven under the Sydney Harbour Bridge!!

Day 2 in Oz. Observation 1: The pedestrian crossings make weird noises like you are being shot at by Stormtroopers. Observation 2: There are only two things that can survive a nuclear hollocaust- cockroaches and Australian money. It's water-proof and unrippable. I am incredibly jet-lagged so probably talking s*** but I thought I would make an entry, it'd be rude not to.

Welcome to Sydney Atkinson! It only took 38 hours... So far I have met a bunch of hippes and paid extortionate amounts of 'bucks' for pints of beer. I haven't showered since Friday and I am sharing a room with 9 other people. Poor them. I'm sure they love my musty smell and sleep-disturbing snoring. I'm hungry, dehydrated and REALLY want to brush my teeth. Other than that, it's pretty cool. The sun is shining and the temperature is a cool 12'C, although it feels ...

So the adventure begins! In Heathrow about to board my plane...