From garnish to tarnish - Most stupid question in a restaurant: "This 'Beef with Red Ants', that's just a funny name for 'Beef with red chillies' right?"
Answer: "No, it's Beef with Red Ants."
Most stupid reply in a restaurant: "Great, we'll get a plate of that please."
Most shocked face in a restaurant: Realising that Beef with Red Ants is actually... beef with red ants on top.
Thanks for the lesson, Cambodia.