Dubai, United Arab Emirates
I'd just finished my longest, hottest and best shower in two months and was drying off my leathery brown birthday suit when I saw the photograph on the wall of the swimming pool change-room. The photo was of a naked man, a posing pretty-boy naked man with slicked back hair. A big pink X covered his private parts. 'The Arab world isn't openly into this', I thought to myself as I walked towards the photo. The caption at the top of the photo read, "N...