Looking forward to seeing you soon mate. I am not allowed to go to Amsterdam but can you make sure you call me or text me regularly whilst you are there!!

Getting all Lubricated up ready for you big man.

Hi Jim, bring on you getting back and us going to the dam. Can we share a room together please mate!!!

Not sure who the other impostors are, lot's of double bluff going on, reckon it's that Eddie chap. I am the real McCoy and have the stretch marks to prove it, I love anals!Can't wait till you boys are in the dam my son will be there with you buzzing on sambucas

Ohhh only just realised there was somewhere to put messages - thick attack.

Mate, you are having a great time and love reading your short stories...and the photos are excellent.

Look forward to a gathering when you get back.

Uuurrr esshs!!!

Not sure who the last message was from but Im the real deal, and I've got vidoes of me & Nigel playing one of our many games of naked golf!

whatevers to you Gays going to the Dam!

Hi Jim, can't wait for you to get back, I can show the pics of me and Nige oiling up! Bring on the Dam!

Good to hear you're going well JB !

Haven't been out on the lash since you left so hurry back soon x

Oh, and Bristow, Eddie and Ross - got some labrador puppies if you're interested !?

Loving your pictures Jimbo, dont know what everyone is talking about with Eddies mum, she was well up for it. She wanted me to say hi though Jim.

I love big schlong! None to be found round Eddies house, though might pop round his sisters! Luv U JB!

PS Carragher dropped for Wes Brown...snigger!

The rules clearly state that you are not allowed to pin Mrs Edwards down like that when she runs the Gauntlet Jim!!

Cant believe Man City have no manager and no top players left....surely they will go down with a record low points next year??

I'll see u up the travelator when you get back, 'Hang Tough' Hungry Jim!

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