Now, I know it's traditional to start your holiday in the bar, not the coffee shop but, hey, this is me we're talking about, and I did leave the house at 6am, so I'm not apologising! And as tempting as a glass of red is, I should probably have breakfast first, or I'll end up standing up on the water taxi singing "just one Cornetto!" As I'm sure you've gathered, I'm at the airport now. It's not the first time I've been here at stupid o'clock, but the first time I...