well what can i say what a great two and a half weeks!!! back in the uk now after a day of travelling! 26hrs with no sleep! absolutely knackered!

missing you guys already! hope the full moon was all you expected it to be?! hope your all not suffering too much (laura! he, he!) sad to be back wish i could have stayed longer.

mike - my little personal hairdresser hope your good, just wandering what shade of brown you are now.. im sure you tan in your sleep!

nick - 'would you like to try the banana?' i bet your probably tucking into another pad thai as im writing this! going to miss the frisbe sessions on the beach! have you found another steve yet?!

laura - you could be the new steve, your frisbe skills were getting pretty good before i left, they were training you well. hope you didnt get too pissed at the full moon!!!

matt and shazer - was really good to meet you both in bangkok, shame i didn't get to spend more time with you both! hope you guys enjoyed vietnam but im sure you did!

faye - hope your good my darling! sorry i couldnt take more clothes home for you! i have got one of your dresses in my suitcase (if you fancy a laugh look at adele's camera - we got pissed up one night and adele has a picture of me wearing it! i think its going to be hard for you to look as good in it! he, he!)

adele - my sexy gorgeous delsy - missing you more than words can say and its only been a day. thanks for such a great time. what am i going to do for another 8 weeks without your sexy self? look after yourself out there and enjoy life as much as you possibly can! love you so much x x x x x ......and remember 10 clears the pack

thanks guys and gals again! enjoy yourselves, try and stick together and watch out for them pesky mossies!!

to the people back home - its hard for these guys to get on the blog and update it. its hard work when your out there, with all that sunbathing going on!! but come on guys there are loads of photos to put on!

(oh and 'auntie' mary thanks for the love on the msg board hopefully your see a picture soon! but its not really worth the wait! he!)

lots of love to all

steve (borat voice) x x x x

Papadoulou sounds worse than morse code! You serious....you don't know what GUTTENING means? That's dissapointing! luvyaman xxxx

Laura - You want to s*** yourself when you see a shark!! - sorry luvvie - you've had me in stitches - poor Nick - sounds like he's got his work cut out (proud of him for looking after you so well)

Nick we have a Kit-Kat and cancelled our wedding - we'll be over on the 21st July!

Have been setting up an email to send the 200 ladies I work with - tried to get copies of your orphanage photos on it and gave up - so sending them all your blog address to check out the photos and get them to put chqs in a bucket and will then send - will let you know by end of the week how much raised!

I can't imagine what you lot are going to get up to tonight but hope you have a wicked party and don't suffer too much tomorrow.

Take care all and love you loads and loads Nick and Laura.

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P.s Kirdy - when your next on the blog - please answer my email - love and miss ya too! send my love to the Devon Bumpkins!xxxx

Sorry Mike,

forgot to answer your question................Yes there was, and I would appreciate you not telling the whole world about my perversions!!

Papadoulou xx

Bloody hell Mikey Mavros is there! How you doing son? Great to hear from you.

Dadadoulou, (sounds like morse code!), what is GUTTENING?

Papadoulou x

Hi sweetie how are you all doing? have any of the orphans disappeared in the night yet? I know the foods not that great but cannabalism is a meal too far!! Just dropping you a line to let you know that I'm looking after mum and sometimes I have to remind her to message you (after I've reminded her who you actually are of course) and we're all ok, well I'm actually trying to type with my fingers in splints (thanks to rocco) and my spelling still surpases yours whats going on - no spell check in Vietnam? My laptop died on me, something to do with the motherboard?!! So can you email all your addresses to my email address again, not that I'm going to email you or anything I just want to keep tabs on where in the world the usurper to my crown is. Take care and remember an orphan is for life and not just for dinner.

best love to you

jennifer xxxxx

I mean GUTTENING!

BO! Nice to hear from you all......your all mad! Nice one Adele and crew...enjoy the party...i expect the illuminous paint will work great on muvro b******s! Nice to hear from you Doctor...the only silver back i know who can add up! So much for the trend setting aye guys? It's guttering!! Love you all...keep 'em coming xxxxxxxxxxx

Hello Everybody,

Adele - don't worry about a "Steve" pic - your dad has kindly e-mailed me a couple.........He looks lovely - and you both look so much "in lurve"................aaah - I bet you miss him so much. I'm glad that you are alive and well - I was begining to worry.........you know me!! I am so glad you are having such a wonderful experience - it will be something that you will always remember.

Faye - Your turn next. I bet you can't wait.

Nephews et al - I love you all - keep on doing whatever you're doing.......................

Michael - Might need to see a pic of you - maybe you're not "mavro" at all............................

Got to go now - the doctor wants to examine me.....................!!!!!!

Lots and lots of luvvies

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sawadika everyone! iam alive just been to busy tanning myself to get to a computer! its been great! going to the full moon party tonight and then off to find some more sun on yet another beach! well mary im affraid your still going to have to wait for a photo of steve as i cant so nick will for me, it was planned for him to come visit he has gone home today and i miss him allready! papadoulou yes they do sell twix's its brill i can still get my choc fix! doula steve is my boyfriend. nick hope your exams go well. anuli im in hong kong from 10th june to24th june. mum message was great glad to hear everything is ok have a cupa for me the tea here is just not the same as yours! love you lots and miss you. dad love you too and i will try to keep you updated more. i have had a great time not woking! miss you. steve it was great having you here wish you were out with us all for the whole time, miss you already! remember 10 clears the pack! say hi to mikey g for me. everyone i've missed im thinking of you. i'll try and write another message soon. lots of love. x x x x x x x

Hi all

thanks for all those messages, i end up n stiches in internet cafes all over Asia. good have you on board Gary, hope work is ok miss you all. hi dad love you and mutter loads, i'll call soon. Miss you y wife. Tash can't believe fred is saying my name (wel trying!). Went on boat trip yesturday as Nick explained the snokeling was out of this world, coral gardens and so many different fish Even zebra print ones!! You would have loved it mum. Now just preparing for a night of heavy dancing on the beach, ellen i will put my hands up for detroit!! we have bought some illuminouse body paint for the occasion should be funny!! Matt you have my camara lead so will try post pictures when we catch up as nick having probs with his. Can't believe you and Shaznay couldn't get to cambodia how guttening (is that a word?). hope you enjoy the island though, look forward to catching up in bangkok. I'll write a small blog in a few days telling you all about my scuba diving course in koh tao. i'm leaving for there on sunday and will stay with a diving school till thurs, then i shall get a boat to koh Samui to meet my 'special friend' Dan who is coming to see me for a few days from home (cant wait). good to hear from you uncle Pete cant wait to come sailing. I'll be in touch soon love and miss you all xxxxxxxxxx