Vacancies exist at assistant, senior and executive levels for logwoodbacksmen. This is a result of a major river clearance project at the request of my neighbour who was concerned about flooding potential for his 250,000 hen egg-unit. The unit is run by by one and half men and generates two pantechnicon loads of eggs per week. Please note that the self-styled British 'Backlogsman' or 'True Backlogsman' qualifications are not recognised in this jurisdiction and holders need not apply.