We arrived in Bankok and stayed in a hostel on Kho San road which was good kept getting asked to go see Pingpong shows??? ended up being strip shows nice! We went to the Grand Palace which was lovely the King was actualy there in the Palace when we were visitig and his Budda he Prays to is made of emerald and had diffrent outfits for diffrent seasons. From there we went up north to chang mai it was beautifull so much nicer than bans***!! We went to some of the sales which was nice! much more culture and they had a starbucks! We went on a 3 day hike up the highes mountain in Thailand called " Doi Inthanon ", standing 2,565 metres above sea level! Nearly killed myself was sore for 3 days after we also did elephant riding, which was ace but they do smell and when you feed them they through drool in your face NICE!Did bamboo rafting too and got soaked! also spent a night in a local village and spent a couple of hours at there school too which was diffrent. Ate s*** loads of rice and drank beer!! Did some shopping and went to the local night club that was s*** too had loads and i mean loads of she men i just dont get it and millions of thai brides wi minging old men yuck!! Met a few people along the way, neo and isralian reall nice guy( get in there jen) and a few canadians 2 were nice the 3rd one was a pain in the but everything was killer and he owned vancover island weirdo!!! Our guide louie he was ace he had an english fiancee` who we had soome dinner and drinks with. From there we spent 13 hrs on a s*** sleep train with stinking germans who shouted very loudly and the arrived in bankok and had to spend a further 12 hrs on a bus then 3 hrs on a ferry NICE!!!!! where i bumped in to mel(worked with in Debanams )who has been in oz the last 4 mths and just happend to be on the ferry to Kho sumui and Kho pan yang! Got to koh pan yang was ok stayed wee hut on the beach surrounded by palm trees resturants and bars but the hut is infested with ants, spiders the odd grass hopper and centapeid and our bed is full of sand!! its also an area for family and couples so its like couples familys couples familys me and en. We also rented mopeds which was fun but i just cant do it so in the end i went on the back of jens with her and we toured half the island in mornin on our own god knows how!! the roads are mental like pot holls everywhere and sand in your eyes youch!! also jen itches her ass in stead of watching where shes going mental driver. Went to a black moon party crap all boom boom music oh and i sunburnt my legs really badly! After that we went to krabi and stayed at the back of a gorgous mountain was really nice had a wee night out and ended up bumping in to the 2 guys from trecking which was weird ******ers anywhoo we did an island tour which was good i went snorkling and took loads of photos of fish was ace!!! we also did kayaking and it nearly killed us, fed some fishes and some monkaysssssssssssssss 1 pooped on our boad real nice!! from there we got on a rickity old boat out to the next ferry, were we ment to the 2 nutters kelly and karen( the tarts), you may see then in some photos!!! oh and i got my new tattoo see photays when we arrived walked miles to find our hostel finaly got there it was ok decied to go out got soooo drunk( photays with the buckets) both of us cant remember coming hm but jenny recorded some on her phone and her new saying is "its on my f***ing feet...." so no idea what happend there, i also stole shell chimes randon!!!! met up with "the tarts" again after that and we went out to where the beach was filmed which was nice they were quite hung over as they had spent the night ( and morning) on the beach with some young men!! good girls!! after that we headed to phuket and did some sight seeing and sunbathed! also went to a tranny show which was good but i spent the whole show looking for there dicks they were so well hidden, see photay!!! after had a few bevreages with "the tarts". they we had to get a bus back to bankok for 1 night that took 12 hrs and its was sooo poopy they put on a thai comedy with no subtitals it was so loud so we couldednt hear our mp3 players and they turned the lights off all at 7pm and we got there at 4am gutted!!! had 1 final night in bankok and we had a wee night out since it was valintines day! nice and romantic, got room service dinner! Heaed for Koh San road and collected a free roses and i pulled all the decorations down in the club! came home and we needed toilet roll! Try explaining to a guy who dont speak english that you need toilet roll very confusing! jenny stole 5 bath mats and a wooden elephant???? Then got up got room service breakfast as we were quite hungover and hadnt packed gutted!! flight was ok only 1hr 55 min! next contry next..................................