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Next update! Oh dear where do I start? Ok so after the girls left not much changed we were still going out drinking, Katrina and Rian finally hooked up at last too. Saw a lawyer about the curry shop that didn?t pay me and unfortunately it hasn?t changed the woman?s mind so have to go to plan B, which is phoning and reporting her to the tax office teehee! Rians leaving doo was a great night! I was working from 9- 11 so had a few beverages before we left the flat the Rian drove us to town! In the back was me, Elaine, jenny, Katrina and Kyle the Rian driving and his mate in the passenger seat! I went to work and met them after in woolshed, after jenny turned up with a wee glass of champagne that she stole from rhino bar oopsy! Everyone was blazing I was drenched in drink by the time we left because Elaine spilt beer on me jenny spilt a pint of water on me then jenny decided she was a monkey and swung on the wooden poles and knocked every drink on the shelf on top of my hear yuck! When we got home the party continued john from the front flat was popping party poppers and insisting on opening a bottley of wine eventually calmed them down and Katrina and rian ?disappeared? and john persisted on trying it on with Jen even though his girlfriend was in the front flat! No loss thought hi is Ming and looks sooooo gay! Seen him since then at the lagoon looking like a twat! Next! Oh back to us hairdressers I have dyed jenny?s hair red streaks after 2 failed attempts had to steak in blond 1st sooo funny! Looked good but only lasted a week or so! Went to see Alex Lloyd in concert was such a good night! First went to the grand for a leaving party and got half price drinkies so cheep! When we went to the concert we asked what was on special and the guy said-?daiquiri?s are half price? so Jen went ? ok ill have 4?.? Yeah our hands were freezing by the time we walked to the stage! Concert was good jenny and me were at the front singing the completely wrong words to the songs but we thought we were great so we don?t care! The drummer was larfing at us the whole time! What fans!!!! After headed back to the party where the boys now had free drinks bands and I decided to stick them to my forehead??? Had to pee in the men?s toilets cause the girls was closed what an experience! Jenny stole a fake onion (on yong)???? Was in woolpack one night and a camera came up to us and some random guy put his arms around us and said the camera ? hey mam these are my x wife?s??? Apparently he is in the band ?Josie and the p**** cats? and its on TV in December gutted! Funniest thing that?s happed in the flat was we all went out surprisingly! Wolk up in the morning and someone had SHAT in out cupboard no joke, and it couldn?t possible off bee any off us gutted! Katrina picked the short straw and had to clean it up! Was sooo Ming! Also met our new flat mates when we were cleaning s*** off our iron and ironing board! Nice! New flat mates- Kirin hot Canadian guy that jenny thinks is evil cause his ear looks like coli flour. His girlfriend Tina Laura and John from England! They will love us wont they! Went on a wee road trip, which was good, rented a snot green car called boggie and off we went! Was a bumpy start as Katrina drives an automatic and this was a manual but we got there in one piece! First we headed for Kuranda and saw Barron falls was sooo nice and the famous cable car that goes over the rainforest! I got my cards read and I was told I was going to be rich HAHAHAHAHAHA! After we headed for Mareeba and went to the chocolate and coffee factory mmmmmmmmmm! Beets was sooo excited! Headed for Atherton next, on the way came across an army museum but cause we were all so skint we just got photos outside! Saw the Curtin fall on the way to Milla Milla falls, which was random! Stoped at Milla Milla falls and had our $50 picnic! Elaine slipped coming down the stairs and go covered in mud gutted! Katrina got in to her bikini just to get a photo in the water next to the falls! Elaine contracted terrets on the trip and kept shouting random things?? peanuts, best burgers, fish, field, right?.etc etc? Headed for Lake Eacham next and Katrina and me got in to the water took me bout and hr just to get in it was that cold brrrrrr!!! Fish all around us and I made the rest of the tourists crap them self cause I shouted as we walked away ?beware on the crocodiles? Teehee!! After headed for the ?great ceder tree? walked foe 400 miles and the bloody thing had been blown down by the fricking cyclone! Started to steal Velcro spots every time I go past this shop that uses them to stick a flyer holed on it! Got everyone doing it now got hundreds oopsy! The state of origin has been on! 2 games of the 3 have been played 1 each to new south Wales and Queensland so fingers crossed for the 3rd game for Queensland! COME ON THE MARROONS!!!!!!!!!!! Went to Karimokie one night after work at casa de Ming! Jenny was hammered by the time I got there! I sang Barbie girl with Katrina??? And then jenny decided she wanted a few corners and tore them out of the karaoke book! Needless to say she got the sack the next day and she can?t even remember doing it gutted! The b******s! Oh this was the night Elaine got it on with Kyle! RIGHT UP YA! Been having a few routine Saturdays! Buying 2 casks of wine and playing cups then heading to town! First time we did this we started with A cask of wine! Elaine and me ended up in the cupboard while jenny and Katrina did sex positions?? I broke a glass and while I was cleaning it up Elaine was trying to get me to pose and I fell had first into it! b****! sooo drunk I was sooo ill ended up staying at home while Katrina, Elaine and jenny went to town! Katrina was in Marks bed while getting ready and fell asleep! Apparently she fell asleep in the rhino bar too when they went out! Wolk up the in the morning and realised we had worked our way thought 2 casks of wine, Elaine, Katrina and Nease had to go do a bungie and we went to watch! Thought I was dying! Nease went first the Elaine who went in to the water up to her wasts then Katrina who half laughed half screamed coming down! So funny! Apart from drinking we did go to the lagoon a few times and sunbathed! All we did is laugh at all the pervy guys staring at the topless girls! One guy must be bout 60odd and its mine! Eventually was aloud back in PJOBs was great, met the girls (and mark) after champagne so we went to PJs after! What a larf all got photos of us doing the no deal sign? Elaine was phoning Jen to find out where she was when she was sitting next to her hahaha! Jenny pulled the minging bouncer for some reason and stole a white pool ball! Was soo funny! Also sang away in the microphone to god knows what! Left and they all got hot dogs, Nease picked up a random hotdog and took of the bacon for her self and then the stole a trolley and Elaine pushed Nease all the way to the bp to get munch where the police caught them then pushed it all the way to the flat with the help of mark! Next game of cups! Katrina?s mate came over and we played a few games of cups and headed to pjs! Was a bit of a blur but I remember spilling my cider and blackcurrant all over me and danced with oli (sexy on yong guy) bang! Went to rhino bar for a wee look and I got chatted up by a ginger Scottish girl while jenny was taking photos of Katrina and Elaine with some random who kept flopping her tit oot! And jenny also asked what her bang guys name was! Harold! Then went for pizza and Katrina was telling us that her mates are Bean burgers and thought me and jenny were too! I mean are you serious! The bouncer she had puller previously gutted was also stalking Jenny! One of my last nights in Caaans jenny and me got a cask of wine (just for a change) and started drinking it at 3pm in the spa! Next rehab! Katrina came to join us when she finished work and locked us out of the flat so jenny stood on the table and chairs while Katrina gave her a footie up onto the balcony and I filmed it! What a sight! So we headed out bout 11pm to pjobs and sat and chatted away while I drooled over the bar man, jugs of VB (beer) were $7 so I orded one while jenny went to get cash but the girl forgot to charge us so we got another one! It?s so Ming! 2 old guys were chatting to us good crack like ended up buying us shots! Found out the only reason they came to talk to us is because they thought we were bean burger! Gutted!!! Had to check out of my flat was quite sad, someone in it already so I had to sleep on the couch for a night! On Sunday my bosses took me to Holloway?s beach for lunch was soo nice! Worked that night too and got loads of photos was sad to go! Went out after work to pjobs as my flight was at 6am so thought Id just stay up all night! Was ok Jen and Elaine and acquired the most ridiculous orange hat and wore it everywhere! Got to the airport at 5am, was sooo tired by this time! Uncle John and Catherine picked me up and we went straight home I had a snooze and unpacked! While I was in Brisbane our neighbour in Caaans was under investigation because a man was found brutally beaten up and was in a coma so there were police and everything about, Mark and Katrina even got asked questions! Ooooh! Went out in the Valley with Juanita which was good larf bumped in to Rian in and Irish pub that sold Bulamers( Magners on tap) was soooo good, played keno and I never won but Jac won $1 whooo! Headed for birdie num nums after and Jac bought strawberry flavoured Champagne and we danced away like idgets! Got pizza on the way home yum! Wolk up in the morning, id pushed Jac out of the bed she had to go to her mate?s bed gutted! We went to the city for the day, which was good, went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant buffy thing was yummy! On the Friday I got the train to my flat mate Katrina?s home and her mam picked me up! Her mam cooked loads of stuff for me fritters, curry, sticky pudding!mmmmm! Katrina flew up from Caaans for a night out was good fun met up with Rian and Anna Katrina?s mate that came up to Caans to visit her! Was a good larf went back to Katrina?s and had pizza! AGAIN yum!!! Ali cooked me a roast dinner on the Sunday which was nice to eat proper food. Ali also got taken to hospital as she was getting bad chest pains and they didn?t know what was causing her! She?s ok now kept her in for 2 days and she still getting tests but was quite scary! Caught up with my mate Laura and her mum too which was nice! Went out on Friday night with jac was very drunk on wine and I can?t remember much walk up in the morning with a stinking hangover so it must have been good! Jenny arrived on Sunday! Whooooo! We went to the cinema to see carrs was sooo funny! Also went to the city for the day and we walked like around the whole of Brisbane, even went to the museum which was ace! Had a wee pint in an Irish pub too with our kinder eggs. Came home to buy Robbie tickets twice we had them but cut out (also jenny?s mam phoned 1 hr before they went on sale to say to Jen she had 2 tickets to only realise they went on sale was sooo funny) I managed to get them over the phone which was good jenny nearly died, me 2 infact! Friend of my aunties came over last night and we had a few drinks which was good to catch up with them was good larf! Well off back to caaans tomorrow for our leaving doo then New Zealand Saturday so ill be updating you all soon! Hope to hear from everyone soon take care off for my t-bone steak now yummmm!
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