Alan is that you bigging up stockport again?
interesting tips... i actually like the stockport one. by the way i have virtual keys to otterly brilliant's stable... don't put any money on him as i am currently drugging him up for the big one!
here is a topical torquay bet:
torquay have just sacked their manager (lubos Kubic) and relaced him with Colin 'last gasp winner' Lee. crucially along with kubic the goalkeeping coach Miroslaw Nowicki also leaves the club. in the 12 games kubic was in charge he won only 1, and never once recorded a clean sheet (surely part of the reason the goalkeeping coach is leaving!). surely Lee isn't going to be able to turn this debacle around by the next game (against lincoln who are 5th in the league) but he may have a positive influence on the side's initial performance. but remember ... in the 36 games torquay have played this season in all cometitions they have let a goal in in the last 10 minutes of the game on 16 occassions. so here is the super bet.... stake as much as you can possibly get your hands on (beg and borrow, perhaps even steal) on torquay to be winning at half time but lincoln to win the match...its 28/1 with stan james GET ON!!!!! we will all be rich!!!!
PS. your home may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments on your loan, the views in this email are not necessarily those of big brother, or indeed very sensible, but you never know, you just never know.... it could happen, and then you'd feel really stupid if you did nothing about it.
Figaro
Hello and Welcome to the soccer betting hotline...
This is the email version of our service and I'm sure you can imagine my old man-esque voice reading these tips.
So lets start with the singles for the week. We're going to go with an ante-post to start with in league two. With 5 wins out of their last 5 and not conceding in those games, Stockport look like a good bet for promotion with best odds of 4.5 with Bet 365. With home games still to come against Swindon, Walsall, Hartlepool and MK Dons and with the home form they have, second best in the league, you can see them picking up points from their rivals and making ground on those above. I'm advising 25 points on Stockport for promotion.
This week's other single is in the international friendly between England and Spain. With neither team looking to gain anything but pride form this tie, it's difficult to look beyond the draw for this one. England's results of late have been disappointing and it's hard to see how injuries to players such as Rooney and Terry coming back so soon are going to help that. Both teams will want a good performance though and both are capable on their day of scoring goals. I can see goals being scored but both teams happy to settle for honours even. So my final tip is 15 points on the draw with best odds of 3.25 available at Stan James.
Finally a little tip is on the horses that are running in the 14.10 at Newmarket. Look out for a horse, from a little known Oxfordshire stable, called 'Otterly Brilliant'. He'll be found at best odds of around 12/1.
This concludes this week’s tips, thanks for your interest. I'm off to the dogs for a little flutter and we'll see you bright and early next week for some more profit-soaring tips!!!
Fraggle
Oh dear I know we've yet to be introduced but I've just chewed up your ball, sorry woof,woof
Boj & Law-Raw
snuck into the directors office on a sunday especially to message you...i picked the lock, smashed the retina machine and turned the alarm volume down....i made it...don't you just love it when a plan comes together.
Hope all is good with you, safe travel tomorrow....and enjoy all the water sports....
Laura's just jumped in through the window on a bungie and sends her love too.
All good here in S. Devon
x x
Fatty
Hay stranger, long time no speak !! Last time i spoke to you we were reminiscing about Marty McFly.
Alan, your message are so long ! you oboviously get v.bored at work !!
Hope alls ok Mr. Von McPon, miss you bundles & bundles !!
Oh & yes i decided to come to Auz i managed to get my wings sorted out - i think my snout looks sexy as hell !!
xxx
Alan
Andy, Sorry for the gufaw when it came to the spinners!! My reading/writing skills have deteriorated somewhat since dropping out of school at 13.
Thank you for the inside knowledge regarding Andrew as well Mrs Miller...very useful.
Ed, I like the sound of the old Americans walking up hills in forests. I can just imagine some of the language and annoying nasal tones coming from behind as their legs gave way!! Glad you're still going well. I'm curently working out an intricate formula to discern how many beds you've slept in. It currently looks like this
no. of nights in oz + no. of conquests - nights in street = answer
Mum
thanks for the banter you two - i had a good chuckle and just for your information Alan Big brother was never deprived of devotion when his younger brothers arrived he just put his thumb in his mouth and asked us to send them back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS Hi Eddie how are you love I havent forgotten you even if this two have!! - tell them about walking up Black Mountain that beats what theyre doing I bet!! xx
Big Brother
gordon bennet - monty and ashley only share one similar letter... this surely has to be big clue... if you add that letter onto a-n-d... then you get it!.. obviously GCSEs dont exists above watford???
yes the updates are a little sporadic. i was thinking i might set up my own travel page documenting my various travels to and from work, with pics of the bus driver and the newsagent and the greasy spoon, what do you think? whilst we all wait for the next update from down under you can check out my journey into east london.
smcc website is www.stmaryscricketclub.com (not sure why they chose that name?)
anyway.. i guess this might be it for a while? sob sob.. seeing as your week of ed's page as your homepage has come to end? it was nice whilst it lasted, but like all beautiful things, they wither away...
A (aka BB)
Mr Metropoloitain Borough Of Stockport 2002
I like the cryptic manner of your clues…..although I don’t get the Monty and Ashley one…….unless…..are you a leg spinner for SMCC? Or WERE you!??!!
I think Ed will like all this banter. Can someone give me the SMCC website address so I can read up on my Miller cricket stats....
And is it me or is Eddie gettign a bit lazy with alll his journal entries!!??
Big Brother
Alan (Mr 'northern' universe uk 2006)
My 1st is in vaughan, but not in ponting.
my 2nd is in second, and also in minute.
my 3rd is in vodka, but never in tonic.
my 4th is in monty and also in ashley (although obviously monty comes first)...
and thats it as a can't be bothered to do any more clues so i did the shortened version...
WHO COULD I BE???
and yes it was Ed who gave me the two pencils... how did you guess?..
all the best,
andrew (damn, gave it away at the last minute)
Al.an.onymous
Well I thought Andrew was the oldest given the Gandalf-like beard and knowledge of the races (common trait amongst the OAP community) but that soapbox oration (as I can think of nothing else to readily describe the educated rant that that became) sounds awfully melodramatic…….which leads my Poirot-esque skills to believe it may be Benjamin Warren………Hmmmmmmmm, can I have any more clues?!
Btw – did Ed give you (whichever brother you are) the two pencils?
Big Brother
THE BIG Brother...the brother with only little brothers... the one who had to learn all by himself.. had no one to play with until he was 2... had the indignity of watching his mother's utter devotion dissappear infront of him as new babies kept arriving.. the one who received 2 pencils wrapped up as a christmas present from one of his little brothers once... two pencils!!..oh the shame of it all..oh the troubles...oh what woe...what terrible terrible circumstance..