Andy, your wee sis has tidied up your corner of the office, so we can now see your desk. Anyway back to the important stuff. Your are both missing some awesome conditions. Surf in Watergate Bay is about 20ft with average wave coming through at about 15ft. Hayling is WSW 20-25 knts with a wave height of 5ft. Oh yeah its also sunny, bit of high altitude cloud and a tropical 10 degrees air temp and bath water 12 degrees sea temp. See the UK is just like Coche!!! Last thing where in Portsmouth is Coche? Photos look like you are some where a bit hotter but you blog site (top right hand corner) says you are in Portsmouth. All very confusing! PS where are the big air pics of both of you!

Hello brother, what the hell are u up to ur numpty!!!

Yo dudes! Looks like you're having a great time. Great pics, although the one of you two by the pool, ya lookin kinda scaly! Need more SPF. And Gem, who's the tall, dark and uniquely handsome in his own way, you were dancing with. Nice bum bag! Faye x x x

Salsa looks good fun, but don't give up your day jobs ... oh too late you already did! Hope you're having a fab time. Sam's birthday party today so have 5 boys sleeping over tonight, what joy! Did I say I was jealous? Not a bit of it!!! Much love xxx

Yo me b****es,

Coche looks fab! My size 5's are getting a bit itchy i can tell you ( and no it's not the athletes foot again!). Ian is doing my head in, he keeps telling him his piss and crap tally... so far 3 pees and no crap...give me strength!!!!

Have got another bloody cold, so being the generous person that i am... i'm sneezing and snotting over everyone.

Love
Alex

yoooo yo mo fo hows it going, cool pics dude been catching some rip on the surf on the white horses, way out pics there so rad man. Mate of mine has told me that if you wind up in thailand gemma they work wounders with bad teeth. And ease up on the factor 55 gem you need a tan, lol. xxx luv ya Ian the one the only RIPPER.

Me again!!! Dam Computers!!! Hope you had a cool b'day Gems, and you got your text message. Hope you both got there safely and are enjoying the sites. How's the surfing???? Try to get some photos on here soon.

I hope you both fulfil your dreams, enjoy your trip and make lots of new friends.

For anyone trying to text Gemma or Andrew they currently can receive texts but not make any whilst they are in Coche (Venezuela). - Just a good excuse for saving money me thinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (only joking!!)

Andrew, I see you left your desk tidy!!!!!!!!!! Have a great trip and remember it only hurt when you get it wrong.
Get Big Air and land. E&S

Have a super time... will be thinking of you.. much love to you both

i think you are both fairly sad to be sending messages to each other on your own messege board. lol xxxx