hey baby hope ye having great timei miss NZ loads xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm here - I've looked as ordered... I'm a busy working Mum you know Droopy... And yes, we really are going to see Liza with a "z" because Liza with a "s" would be Lisa...

Stay safe Miss Thang!

Hi you crazy man! I never thought you would be brave enough to do all those things! I remember when swimming pools scared you! Im soooo jealous! Its the same old usual crap here! Can you just do me a favour and keep your face out of the way of the beautiful scenery!!! Ha Ha. You look good in a wet suit though- very manly. Looks like loads of fun- what you up to next?????????? x

hey there traveller! u sound like ur having a fantastic time. the photos look great! i bet u had some skid marks in ur pants after the sky diving!! lol

well, its bloody freezing and boring over here so u just make sure u enjoy ur time out there!

Take care, luv Danii xxxxxx

ha ha ha ha someboby stop me please i'm histerical ha ha ha oh my god i cant get my breath ha ha ha

i just cheched out the photos drew, i asked for big butch kiwi thighs and what do i see......... a reather large unidentified scrawny species of a bizarre looking bird, ha ha ha still the white one on the left is cute! ha ha and wow how rambo you look in the forest! bet all those nasty creepy crawlys stayed well away eh? got to go i'm getting histerical again ha xx ha xxxx

hello there chappy hows it all going? ive not looked at any new photos yet, thats if youve posted any y (your such a lazy git!) bet youve just been swaning around like a right old trollop trying to look gorrg and interesting eh?? well when i go on to the photos there had better be some good ol' kiwi thigh on there mate!

so have you seen that old one legged teddy of hers?she cant be that worried about him if she refures to him as rubbish! and this from the woman how takes photos of the one legged creature all over the world, how blooy rude, well linda if teddy reads this theres noway he's cpoming home! now then lin, jody didnt say dotty old aunt she actually said mum dont bend over like that, your showing those awful old dotty pants! she must av been on your deaf side..... your at home love ( tap tap on the screen) she may have mentioned the size, but you know me, much to polite too! so sweetie (yes back to you drew) are you missing us much yet? are you still hanging out with your rent a crowd friends? right i am off to check out the new photos (if there are any) loads of love big hugs and kisses

about 7pm tomorrow lin xx

hello hun hope uour having a really good time sorry not been in touch for ages been ill. look after yourself love you

hey up my gay friend. hows it hanging looks like your havin a brill time. so where next ny old mucker.

hi hope everythings good there ! love the photos keep em coming ! nothing exciting is happening here ( except a bit of dental work !) i see debbie told you about our trip to lci ( don"t think emma was that worried about her result , debbie won 25p, which she said she was going to put towards her cars mot !)

i went to circus with pete , jack,watts and jon, it"s ok there ! it"s handy finishing at three, at least we have somewhere to go after work. i came out s p so thats a plus !

i see debbie mentioned her wheelbarrow , we offered to give it a paint job , low profile tyres and wing mirrors but she likes it as it is . did she tell you it sleeps under the tree ?

By the way debs i"ll ring you about the car share and shock ,horror !! teddy is missing , i think he was bored and has gone in search of adventure ! drew if you see a one legged travelling teddy in n z please let me know, and look after him for me .

a nyway enough of this rubbish ,you just keep in touch and have fun ,miss you ! xx

ps jody says she thinks debbie and i are like a pair of dotty aunts xx

ey up mate, the photos look wicked....(im still really jealous!) hope ur havin a great time. Hows the money holdin out? u gonna make it for a year? i might try and meet u out there nxt year if ur still out there.

U met any kiwi boys yet?

luv u loads, take care and enjoy every minute! xxxx

hiya,

thought i'd better do another posting coz i know how you like to appear to look popular and interesting! didnt you do well to get all these people to post for you....well done you!

like the photos, when are the rugby thighs getting posted?? hey, i am now the proud owner of a well worked wheelbarrow ( shall i send you some pickies?) its great!! i have been doing the front and side gardens and its been a godsend and as i riddled in my w.b for hours the other afternoon i think i have now earned my stripes as a gardener!

we went for a look at lci last night didnt we lin and we had a punt ( how naughty, but lin made me do it!) saw donna, mark and emma, think i had emma worried about her result coz i was winning a bit but she put a brave face on didnt she lin, oh i will call you about the car share for the rest of the week and ta for the onion bread it was delish x how are the family teeth now, better? what do you mean an imposter, ive excepted as a friend on face book now!! better just go and double check.

so how long are you staying in n.z for, are you going to pick up a job for a while, i think you should as it will be a good experience and and a chance to meet some of the locals, you will be doing the hakka in no time !! no thats a photo i'd like to see!

well drew thats all for now xxxx stay safe! xxxx

Hi poopy pants!

You look like you are having so much fun I'm jealous.You look like a right thug in some of your pictures.Almost butch!Keep trying.

Your photos are brill.Think i might start saving pennies and do the same as you.

Take care of yourself and be good.

Hugs and kisses.xxx