B*gger me what a boring message board - has anyone actually looked at these photos? Frankly I've rated them all as p*ss poor, though nice to see Brown has become one of Hugh's patsies (pansies?). I see you are blending in with the locals and hope you are telling them how to fish / drive a car / run a vineyard etc. Louis sends his love sealed with his finest bottom burp, he's just finished a 2 hour feed and looks like he's had a gourmet evening with Michael Brown.

Don't worry about finding your true home as there is always work for you at Thomas Cook Dom. If things get too bad Michelle leave Brown with an Aboriginal tribe where he can catch up on his Maori sculpting and body painting.

Much Love Le Famille XXXX

ps. we're missing you really

pps. Have just seen Jon heading off to the M40 where I heard on the traffic news there was a diesel spillage.

ppps. Brassy went into your shop yesterday in Brighton, all very nice though disappointed I couldnt actually buy a ringtone.

It was Bangor and I was just good friends with the sheep....

It's been nearly three weeks since my last holiday which obviously means that I am now on Easter holidays. Every other b***** I know is away skiing and I'm stuck in "MK" on my 74th Tricia programme.

Take care,

Jon

Hi ,

How tardy have I been in sending a message, just cant bear the thought of you two having such a good time. Am only just getting the hang of this blog thing...Sod Sydney... it doesnt have snow and I am not coming to visit until they bring down the cost of first class flights! Much love and missing you two madly. Brassy!

2nd time lucky...

Hello In-Laws!!

Just to say I'm extremely jealous and am currently looking to build my own plane out of pipe-cleaners so I can join you in the sun!!! Anyway, here's to hoping that Dom has more to celebrate than Miche in the cricket world cup!!!

Take care

Bisto xxx

Hello

Just a quick update from your ex-colleague back in London (yes I am sure you are missing the relaxed office atmosphere!) All well here really, on my way out shortly due to ever growing fat belly (note pregnant not fat). Quite looking forward to spending my time doing something useful soon..... as previous discussed.. I am leaving mid June and have decided to take a year 'off'. All is going well, am feeling good if not a bit slower, but thats fine as I am naturally lazy! Your travels sounds/looks amazing! When I saw the recent pictures, I nearly felt ill! And am not surprised you want to settle for Sidney - how cool. Am not jealous, oh no.

Regards from Anniken (FYI - London weather report today: bloody freezing winds and it was snowing yesterday. lovely)

I really shouldnt look at photies of sunny Sydney on a freezing March morning with sleet and snow showers to look forward to!  You 2 look wayyyy too happy and relaxed - as well you should!  Keep on enjoying for the rest of us.  xxx

What a surprise that "we aren't budget travellers". A real shock that...

Great to see you are both having a great time.

Jon

Hey guys!

hope all is hot and steamy where you are, and that enjoyment abounds!

Just so I dont feel too left out, I am off on hols tomorrow; off to visit mummies in Egypt for a couple of weeks. Can't tell you how much I am looking forward to some sunshine and heat. Other than that, and the fact that  I am an official freak of nature with an extra vertebra in my back called Brenda, nothing else to report!

keep having a splendid time  x

We're friendly in Cambridge too you know!  (That's just to annoy Barry.)

It was cold last week so I decided to grow a beard. I'll take a pic and send it you. (Actually the beard is there to hide a fascinating skin disorder. Lovely)

But hang on, this message board isn't about me you know, what are you up to? OK, that's enough of you two, back to me. I'm off to Edinburgh for the weekend. We might hit 6 degress on Sunday. Scorcher.

Keep on enjoying yourselves and sending the postcards.

R xox