I'm sorry to say it Mr and Mrs Champion but i'm afraid were going to have to hold your son down a year. His voicebox simply has not developed

Spoly? Spolt? Two places I have never heard of. You could however been meaning 'Spoltt', (part of the greatest city in the world) in which case its back to 7am for you son

i meant spolt!

steve have you traveled spoly yet its lush round there, loads of tropical chavs and amzing grey building sunsets!!!! nob!

"met some cool people including a fit barmaid who harry complimented on her english, to which she replied ´Im american!'" - That is absolutely brilliant. Come on Haz youre supposed to have your game on son, show him up Wolf

The difference between myself and Michael Jackson is that i'll be playing Giggs this summer

heydom and haz liking the pics, find that pikey who knicked yr camra i hate pickpockets i got done on Loas,
dom hows yr weight mate? x

Can i formally take this opportunity to say one quick word about Steven.... i haven't said this yet Steven but i am very proud of you for turning into a very nice young man. Your recent relationship has really matured you. Thank you for making me very happy. Love always

Ive lost my jug

Its cold here underneath the flower bed

In your absence Haz we have made Dave an honorary Rude Boy

No not the country