What's a whotsit?, anyway Chris, Jon can't cope with the accounts, you will have to get a lap-top and log-in, do you want the period end time table for 2006?
Dave
oi pat you geeek stop going on about wotsits trims trying to enjoy himself and theres you ruining it for him. Soz trim ill gag him and break his fingers so he cant bother you anymore. Love you boyf
Dave
hi mate its dave i had my thing checked out it was crabs
and i think i caught it off you that nite when rubbed me up in the excel. please don't tell anyone but since youve been gone ive missed like crazy i think im in love with you, xxxxxxx
Pat Casson
Oi you salmon. I think you left your wotsit at my house! Never mind - sounds like you had fun with the 'locals' in bang cock.
Mum
Just thought I'd irritate you.... you do know you're still all at sea, don't you...?! (i.e. assuming you and Jo represent the little red box)
Mum
I just had to be the first to leave a message!!
I'm glad you let me know so promptly that you and Jo had arrived in Bangkok safe and sound - not that I'd been thinking about you or anything... I'm also glad that your mobile seems to be working - so far at least. Let me know how much a text message costs and then I can think how careful I've got to be before I contact you! Enjoy the good hotel while you can - I'm very glad it's not a different kind of hotel!!!! Let me know your travel arrangements, i.e. where you are going in Thailand, once you have decided on a route - or at least when and where your next move is! The most important thing is to take care, have fun and don't forget the three of us sat at home thinking about you!
