p.s. see if you can translate this!
Дорогой Сэм
Надежда Вы имеете прекрасное время в Москве, это похожо на забаву
Любовь
Лаура
Lalaa
Tsar Pushka
Right, this is what the thing says on the side of the cannon - the words in russian are the ones that are untranslatable...
Tsar Pushka
Made from bronze in 1586 Mr MOCKOBCKOM, the Gun Courtyard Master АНДРЕЕМ ЖОХОВЫМ ЧУГУННЫИ GUN CARRIAGE ИЗГОТОВАЕН In 1835 ON ЗАВОДЕБЕРДА In ПЕТЕРБУРГЕ ON ЗСКИЗУ ARCHITECT КААИБР СТВОАА - 890мм
ААИНА СТВОАА - 5340мм
WEIGHT СТВОАА OF 40 TONS ААФЕТА - 15 TONS
ЯАРА - 1 TONS
Well that clears things up eh?! By the way, this site is quite helpful - click on 'keyboard' to get the right letters
L x
http://translation2.paralink.com/
Vicky
Hi Sam its Vicky here...obviously as I just wrote my name in that little box thingy, anyway...
Nicola gave me this addy to have a look at and it seems like you are having an amazing time even if icy mascra isnt exactly the best for the image, and turning your nostrils into make shift ice trays probably isnt all that comfy!!
Keep on drinkin that vodka and having an amazing time!! Im sure that you will and dont worry you will get used to the language thing, I got to the point at some stages of being kinda braindead and it all just became like white noise...to the point where somebody would actually speak to me in English and have to be like HELLO?? Are you in there Vic?lol.
Take care and enjoy yourself x
Hi Nic by the way babe!! Will email you soon if you read this before I get chance to! X
Sam
hey everyone. dnt worry show il bring u back sume, not money though, im on a tight budget lol. tammy duno what happnd with my msn. think i accidentally blocked u as i did with panda, oops! all the writing on the computer is in russian so i never know what the hell im pressing. the monkeys were cool, but i dnt understand how they braved the cold. they didnt look happy anyway.
T-Mo
MONKEYYYYYYYYYS!!!!! i want a monkey to dress in babies clothes and make it dance for money! its not fair. England is well not as good as stinking moscow! hope you two lil b*****s rnt monkeying around too much. luks like ur getting up to ur usual random antics so keep it up - i love lookin at pictures of frozen lakes n broken bells! love u both loads n loads, love t-dog xXxXxXxXxXx mwah mwah
Show
alrite snugs, and hat ofcourse, seen as i keep writin 2 u on here i reckon i deserve a present bringin bak, nuthin fancy, just a couple of hundred pounds wil do, hope uve stayed away from the "elite gentlemans clubs", otherwise u wil b cumin home sooner than u think haha, neways keep on truckin
Lalaa
Yo Sammy! It's snowing here, don't know why you bothered going to Moscow for it. F*cking freezing too. Mum's going to kill me for swearing... ho hum! Have been off work ill for past 2 days, got flu. Real flu.
Your hostel looks mint, even nicer than the one we stayed in in Paris where our window looked out onto the corridor...
L xxx
Sam
it was soooo cold 2day, highs of -16!!! yes HIGHS!!!!! lol adam had icicles on his eyelashes, and all the snot in my nose froze. sadly, a pole has moved in. he looks well creepy. abit like mr bean on speed. crossed with the guy off league of gentlmen haha. siberians r goin home 2nite, bit disappointin cz we'll have no1 to drink vodka with.
Sam
i noticed a few of u r jumpin on the 'lets take the piss' bandwagon lol but at the end of the day, ive got a beautiful girlfriend so im not bothered haha. speak soon
Sam (Snugs)
hey everyone. ayup big show, if u and panda wana call me snugs thats fine, i like it. adam did remind me of u panda when he ws leatherd from the vodka haha. we went to the kremlin yesterday, it was awesome. all the russian treasure inside the armoury was amazin, and the security was surprisingly lapse aswel, so with a careful bit of planning. . . . . only joking, the russians are too scary to mess with. we went in these cathedrals aswel yesterday where loads of ancient princes and kings were buried, and it was like a dead quiet church where u were meant to be silent and show respect. so imagine the look on the faces of the russians when me and adam started sniggering about nothing, dont even know what we were laughin at lol but they didnt like it. oops!! it was -15 yesterday, it was painful to be outside for more than 20 mins. my face was numb by the time we got back to the hostel. everyone take a look at my photos, and of particular interest the crapdogs!!! haha i didnt dare taste them, but i had to get a pic. they seem to like puttin weird things in their food, as the juice apparently has "100% cok" in it. we r so immature lol. the siberians are starting to annoy me now, its frustrating being in a place where ur not understood, and anything u say u have to propa dumb it down and repeat it slowly and look up ur words in the russian dictionary. its so painful sometimes. feel like sticking forks in my eyes. but apart from that the siberians are a good laugh and they r ded friendly, always invite me and adam out with them n stuff. got our visas registere yesterday, so at least we will be allowed to leave the country. hope everythings ok back in england, keep me posted
Andy
yes deano how it goin m8? hope you havin a top time! sounds like your havin a laugh. wish i could of bin there when u were drinking all the vodka u know how much i love the vodka lol. drop us a email some time and i second that from now on you will be referred to snugs at all times haha
Show
alrite lads, cant rememba hats so ill rite on this 1, hope ur avin a gud time, av u been sunbathin yet??, o yeh deano ur name from now on is snugs by the way, anyway, keep avin fun and bring me that monkey bak, andy wild wants a girlfriend haha.