After an amazing four days in Phnom Penh we decided to head to a place in southern Cambodia called Sihanoukville in refuge of a beach. We had been told the beaches are meant to be glorious down here and it certainly didn't let us down. The bus ride was meant to take four hours and as usual it took two longer. Once arrived we got a motorbike to our hotel, which our swiss friend Claudia had reserved for us. We meet up with her and three canadian lads who she has been hanging around with. Me and mark went out to get a bite to eat on the beach, got showered and then went to a bar called monkey republic. The place to be that night. During the days Sihanoukville is a real chilled out place, come night time it's a bit of a party town. That morning we strolled in about 10 o'clock". There's a great story here but i wont tell it as it goes on a bit. Here's the gist though. I got tricked and almost got sexually abused by an fat, ugly, ginger irish bird. Dead scank but i never let my standards fall no matter how drunk i get. No means no and she needs to learn it.
That day i spent all day getting a tan on the beach with claudia. On a beach with a hot chick getting a tan sounds perfect, eh boys. Shame she has a boyfriend though. Mark spent the whole day in bed. That night we went back to monkey republic had a bite to eat and then to a cinema to watch a film.
The next day we spent on the beach all day again. The beaches here are amazing. Clear blue sea, golden sand and plenty of beach bars. It's known as a mini Ko Pha Ngan but without the hustle and bustle. That night once again we went back to Monkey Republic. It wasn't that busy so we went to a bar on the beach. Every night there is a new party at another bar, you just have to listen to where it may be. A few of them went home early so me, mark and liam stayed out drinking until about 3 ish and then stumbled home along the beach. There was a mini ditch to jump which me and mark cleared but unfortunately for liam he failed. "At least it wasn't sewage dude". I have some Cambodian kid reading this as i write. Hang on, oh he's now gone.
The next day we was meant to be leaving at 1 pm. Mark left but i couldn't tear myself away from the beach. It was worth it as i did have an amazing tan. It's slowly going now though. Bring on Thailand and then i'll be a negro. "Brother". That night it was just me and claudia who went out for dinner. We was eating on a beach restaurant. We was sat on the sand and then it poured it down. We made a dash inside and had to spend the rest of the night sharing a table with a couple of more swiss. "Surrounded by them dan" but they spoke good english. During the meal they told me they had seen a huge scorpion outside my room. Thanks guys i wont be sleeping now. I managed to get about an hour. That morning i got the 7 am bus to Phnom Penh, where i was meant to be meeting mark so we could get a connecting bus to Siam reap. He failed to show. It was a good thing as i love Phnom Penh so another three nights here i come.