Dan wasn't kidding. It was a long conference call. Praise the lord for speakerphone.
Which surely begs the question... which is the most boring sport? Cricket or golf? A whole week in Amsterdam just to play cricket? That's just not cricket. Amsterdam isn't about cricket, it has a lot more to offer the inquisitive sporting tourist. The only city to consider introducing a weed-pass or wietpas in lercal-speak. Really? Well there must be something about the place to attract 4.6mil peoples per year. So why aren't we visiting?
Maybe next time. In the meantime, Anne Frank can practice on her drum kit (that her well-thinking father bought her according to her last diary entry - thanks David Mitchell).