hi paul. how you doing? you almost got me then you s***head!! yes everything is ok this end. where did you see ma and pa?

hi al
first lesson on new computor now on broadband very fast hope you are ok you have arived in chile today
everone ok at home just read your message board your mate paul joking about gay bar trying to put the s***s up your mam .new barmaid up club dizzie blond asked her to pay my bill she wiped my acount clean i owed the club six quid at the end of the night .Do you think he had a good lesson need to speak to you on your private email prob tomorrow.

Love Mam & Dadxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yo Yo Yo !!!
How`s it hanging Al? Hope all is cool out there, What`s the latest?

Saw ya mam and pa again the other day there good.

See ya

Paul.

PS I was only joking about the Derek Gay bar thing so don`t panic Pat !!

Hey Alan,
Remember me from that Gay bar pink flamingo`s the other night, well here I am a bit more sober and just wanted to tell you how cute your bottom is, see you soon
Derek x

Hi Al
i cannot get into site at home somethink to do with broad band have not set it up yet dad to busy seting your telly and sound up watching queen full blast the norm. I will sort it out tonight my email address for work is
[email protected]
hope you are ok .

Bye for now love Mamxxxxxx

hey mum. can't get into my email! just read your message.abuot your birthday. where did you and the girls go? suppose you got wasted!! how's dad? tell him to txt me he knows how to do that!! just about to leave for uyuni speak soon love al xxxxxxxxx

don't you worry epps girls!! i'll get some photos on here soon. anna going to show me how to do it. hang in there lee!!

hi liz. when did buster get out? is he ok? are you getting on ok? i bet it feels a bit weird! love al

Hey al just thought we would pop on and say hi love lizzy bust and ellie

hi ya all. so looks like i'm missing out down the bells!! i knew it would all change as soon as i left!! i'm just getting ready to go to the cinema. going to see be cool with john travolta. looks quite funny. then a few beers after! going to bike down the worlds most dangerous road tomorrow, so can't be hungover!! wish me luck and mum don't worry i'll be ok!!

Hiya Pat. Is it your birthday?? Happy Birthday. We`ll have a drink for you. Just to let you know that I`m currently waiting for Al in La Paz. He is having a nightmare with the coaches. Should be here within the hour. I`ll get him to call you. His mobile battery has gone dead too. We`ll going to do the worlds most dangerous road on bikes on Tuesday, will be a little different to riding round Hoo!! Then Wednesday we are off down south of Bolivia to do the Salt Flats in Uyuni. The a week later off to chile for a day or so then New Zeland. Time is going to fast!! I imaine Al and I will be getting a little drunk tonight as it has been so long since we last saw each other. Lots of gossip to swap. Take care. Love Anna. x

Glad you're having a good time. I expect you're wondering what's going on here (not!) Weather's crap but the social life's great. The 5 Bells has been turned into a lap-dancing club and BP's been taken over by Wetherspoons. Hoo Club's now a Virgin complex and the carpet shop's being turned into an suschi bar!
Sorry you missed it all but that's life!