Just been pissing myself at some of the photos Mammoth!!! That one of you tickling a monkeys head is awesome! Also Badgers toilet manners sign.
Tom Jeffs
Hot conkers?
The White Whale
I love old fat Simpson!
Burmeese Monk
a) Badger, I havent got your pants yet!
b) 1st time i read that i thought Wellsy had left me a msge! Only realised when i clciked on the name and saw your email address!
c) Sitting at the Bridge over River Kwai today, trying to have a spot of dinner, take in the scenery and generally be a culture vulture! However all i can do is cry with laughter cos there is an EXACT lookalike for a future Simpson in 20 years time carrying an extra 30 pounds!!! Its OLD FAT SIMMY MAGIC!
Byron B****es
Mammoth....the ladies here in Byron are getting restless. I've been telling them about you, and they are moderately moist already, and you havent even got here yet! Also.....love the fact that Simpson thought that the last message i left was from Maggie! Idiot. Stephen, have you acquired my undergarments yet? Badger aka the middle aged lady assassin
The White Whale
I reakon Mellsy and Mammoth in OZ will be like brokeback mountin II ...........................
Martin Spooner
You f***ing poof
The Matt Wells Washboard
I'm a big cuddly teddy bear. This site is a clever idea, although in the words of Stiffler...."I dont know man, that looks like a lot of work!"
Steven, very much looking forward to taking in the views of Australia with you, whilst holding your hand. Perhaps we could do some snorkling, and mountain trekking to (you can mush me round a wheelchair ). This may be throwing from way out of left field mate, but i also wondered if you'd like to have a few dayers too? What do you think? Badger
Stu
Hi Steve..sounds like your having fun. Few too many references and photos of young Thai children. This combined with your constant fascination with "backalleys" in Bangkok gives me cause for concern. That Thai Whisky is crazy stuff isn't it. Finally met Boris as well then hey. You'll love it down on the islands in the south. Do some scuba diving. Enjoy!....and i bet you did go to the gaylord restaurant didn't you?
