GP - no, i don't miss you I do miss taking you money in poker though. Have you never noticed how you always win the low-stakes warm up games only for the stakes to rise and me to clean up at the end? The phrase, "done up like a kipper" (or a dancing frog) springs to mind. Have a great New Year lads.

Hi Guys, Sorry for the belated Birthday message Charlie, I hope you had an amazing birthday. Merry Christmas to you both! I'm so jealous, here I am on the 28th of December stuck in the office. I have read your journal and you seem to be having the time of your lifes!!! Keep up the good work :-) Take care and be safe Karen xxx

Hey boys! Sorry for the late message... hope u've had a good birthday / Christmas!!! Sounds like ur Christmas dinner was interesting! Hasn't been the same not having u around this holiday season, miss u lots. Lots of love Rach xxx p.s. Charles... my folks send their love xxx

Ello again my travelling fellows As work is making me do stuff today I intend to waist as much of their time as I can, of course that is not the only reason I am posting a message. Hope you both had an enjoyable Christmas. Mine was good I was going to go on about how great it was to sit at home with the family and eat Christmas dinner in front of an open fire but you had to go one better with your bar/brothel. On the plus side though I think I must have eaten my own weight in Cashew nuts my god there good. Pete I suggest getting as much practice with the Nipples of Doom as you possible can Charlie is a difficult adversary due to his unfeasibley small nips (perhaps you could try catching Gnats out of the air to hone your skills) And Charlie stop challenging Pete to drinking comps it is just cruel. I will say HAPPY NEW YEAR to you both now, as I may not get another chance!! Bye for now Pete xxxxxx

Hi guys! Sorry its a little late but Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you! Charlie - happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to Charlie happy birthday to you! Again, sorry it's late, hope it was a good one! Am loving reading the journal and looking at the photos - keep up the good work! Take care and have fun dudes xxxxx

Ho Ho Ho (Thats not a festive greeting, its what I was just looking at whilst eating my xmas dinner...in our ever so friendly Bar/Probable Brothel) Hi everyone, I Hate unpersonal communal messages so as its xmas i'll try to give everyone a mention who took the trouble to say merry xmas to us!!! Firstly Dave you dont count because there was no mention of xmas and Im still jealous of the Keeley thing... Sadler old chum...nice to hear from you now you have found our little virtual haunt!!! I must say I was equally impressed with your message, the grammar and spelling was great!! Complement returned. By the way Chami has reverted to his old dunking exploits (remember the magaluf championship)!! Unfortunately he's winning but I still havent used the old special move yet!! (nipples of DOOMMMM!!!!!!) you remember those beauties dont you pete....lol....merry xmas mate Hi Jackie, Glad to hear you are having fun and have been on hols...dont get too jealous charlies summary of where we are for xmas was generous!! you aint missing much...merry xmas Kip old son!!! Hows my surrogate family, I wish I was tucking into pisces instead of cold dog sandwich for xmas dinner!!! (only joking...it was cat) say hello to Ju, Jukes, Ben, Daf and Moasis and posey) Ahhh Tim, You are getting all lovey dovey with chami....do you miss me too...huh......your little coach sitter.....THE POKER GOD THAT STEAL ALL YOUR MONEY...mwahh hahahhaha merry xmas Danny Boy! Mate miss you on xmas buddy...you'd love this bar we were just in!! VERY FRIENDLY (wink wink). I bet xmas at yours is as good as always with the kids going mad....did glynn have beans with his xmas dinner. Say hi to Jo and the boys for me, and a big snoggy for you....and fredders....!!! xx Ahh kim all I can say to you is.......wanna go out.....cinema....tomorrow....its no trouble...i'll FLY BACK!!!x Matt old boy!!! email me the photo...im intrigued....wheres all the stories from nsm and xmas parties...get robin red brest to send me some chat. Hope you and terry are having a good one, all the best mate...ps there some pretty good surf here, you'd be hammering it mate!! Baby Laite, hope you had a good one down the farmy and werent as pissed as when I last saw you, (her birthday she was dancing around like a fool singing smashed) Aimee, hunny, I could always get two tickets to the cinema, I got a whole lot of loving to give....xxx Hayley...hunny...miss you to... glad you kept up the farmie tradition. Love you more xx.....hows things going with your new man? married yet or do I have time to make one more xmas eve delivery???x Finally Elisa.....did I say 2 tickets....I meant three...in fact lets just skip the movie ay......xxxxx P.s well done to Dr Harris! Merry xmas to you all

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! Thanks for all the birthday messages everyone... very much appreciated.. My Birthday was good, spent it on a beach during the day and few beverages on the night!!!!!! We will probably do another journal in the next few days or so.. We have been up to quite a lot since China... we went to Hong Kong, Thailand, Cambodia and we are now in Vietnam... Its a long story but plans to stay on a tropical island for Christmas did not work out and so we ended up in some random oil drilling town which bares a VERY strong resemblence to Weston Suprer Mere (I wish i was joking)... We have just had our Christmas lunch and i would not go as far to describe the place as a brothel BUT..... it was pretty bloody close!!! Anyways, Happy New Year to all and we will fill you in on all the latest goings on as soon as possible.. Cheers Charlie

Happy Birthday you git! Got very pissed last night and spent the evening doing renditions of tenacious D's tribute song.....very glad to say your mum and dad weren't there to see it! Fingers crossed i won't repeat that behaviour when i see them tomorrow. Big kiss X

charles........happy birthday....and merry christmas to you both...im going to feel lost without the reminder of my roses from you pete! we have all just been at the farmhouse and i gave a toast to you both! i love you,.....i maybe a little festiveley tipsy! but dont feel homesick.....i have had an eye open er at the 'yard' and it wasnt pleasant....some lovley rough people! anyway i enjoyed the company of our usual girls and bloys its so nice to catch up! i still love them all. cant wait fo ryou all to come back...or for me to catch you....

Hey guys! Just wanted to say happy birthday to Mr Shami and Merry christmas to you both!! so.....Happy birthday Mr Shami and merry christmas to you both! Hope you have a great birthday/christmas/new year! Lots of love, aimee. x x x

Happy birfday 2 u, happy birfday 3 u, happy birfday to CHARLIE, happy birfday 2 u! Keep living it up - appears to u me u both are. Take care both and have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!!Lots of love Little Kimmi xxx