Dave kiss my ass I know its you...I realised you sent me that link like a week before you homo...its obvious now! Go out with Dan....I cant have my uni boys disintegrating cos I'm not there to organise s***!! Mate you have got to see Jackass 2 its amazing....laughed even harder thean when we watched that s*** in swansea

Hey Boys, Have just been looking at all your lovely pics! I'm so jealous. The most eventful part of my week so far has been cleaning up some sick from my classroom carpet ... kids hey!!! So in comparison, I'd much rather be where u r right now! Good to hear theres some brotherly banter goin on! I'm surprised at u Charlie ... u better eat some cucumber and salad cream sandwiches to get ur strength up! Keep the updates comin Ray Ray xxx

The phantom keeley isnt me mate.

- Tanner (in reference to your message dated 13 Jan 9:07 am, which i've only just read). I don't seem to recall the night in question. From this i can only assume that it cant have been that memorable. ;) - (Zig, Charlie and Tanner) Just got back from Italy last week. Had gone to Milan to visit all my mates from Erasmus and basically spent an entire week getting wasted, boogying, and catching up with old pals. Ziggy had also gone away to spend a week surfing in morroco. Great place apparently, and as always the world proves to be getting smaller, what with ziggy and his chums bumping into fellow swansea-ites in morocco. Talk about random! Your recent entry on Cambodia was great! Loved the journal entry and the photos. Glad to see you're all still alive and well, and that none of you have been lured (as yet) by the charms of the lady boys, although i'm sure its only a matter of time (certainly for zig and tanner, anyway). Tanner - Nice to see you hair is returning slowly to its natural un-obliterated self. Charlie and zig - I must say you're looking sun-kissed and slimmer (well charlie that is). Looking good chaps, must be all that sun and exercise. Who is this rich? Looking forward to your next entry. Love Elisa xxx

Danny Boy....finally you grace me with a response from my insessent emails....how kind of you. I'm also really appreciating how any initial efforet to restrain our normally FILTHY banter has gone out of the window......I'm sure my mother really enjoys reading them!!! GAY I dont know if you checked out that keeley site but you should mate, thats why she is number 1! I figured out who the phantom keeley was....its Dave. It was always gonna be you or him! I should of realised that you dont spend any time emailing or checking the site so it couldnt of been you! Hows Jo....she miss me?? So you think that by the time we get back you'll be in the new place you showed me? That will be cool. As long as you make sure our lovepad is still decorated in pink with a fluffy flowery bed spread......I'm cool with the move. x

Hey Trow, I cant believe your getting paid for running around with a load of naked fitties....you b******! Even if keeley isnt in it I'm sure they're not exactly ugly? Where are you living at the moment mate if your working out of London? Are you staying at your bro's? Have you got any more chat for me and chamoo on the old lady front? Getting any afterhours time with the cast of your new show. You could help them practice their lines or something, then woo them with your lucky charms!!! Miss you to mate, its weird to think that you will be finished on the old uni front soon...the last of the generation! SCARY! Wonder if we'll be back in time for your graduation ceremony? Hows your dad, good I hope? Take it steady mate and we will talk again soon....oh yes and if you do have to wallow in your own crapulence (quote from Mr Burns).....just to make us feel bad that our viewing ratings have slumped a tad......by all means.....indulge yourself........NOBODY LOVES ME ANYMORE!!!

Lads..... Why didn't you ruin the w****s? Losers!!! Looks like you need me out there to show you the way!! Fair enough Cham has a Mrs... but Petey and Ziggy I expected more from you!! I was looking forward to the stories of the the 'high-fives', whilst getting 'hot n naughty' with a Cambodian prozzie!! Ah well... guess you are saving yourself for Keeley, Pete!! In the next journal... I wanna hear less about the 'sights' and more about the blokes in tights!! Peace. DJ x

I've just realised that I'm the first person to have written on here in four days! FOUR DAYS! Scroll down the page; You used to get dozens every day. But now? Oh, how quickly people forget... Can you feel it, boys? The enevitable trickling of friendship? The memory of you in all those you loved and held dear slowly fading, fading... gone. Poof! (Well, not Zig. He's only been gone a month.) Actually, logged back on to mention to Chunk that I'm then doing some work for the Lord of the Rings Musical but got distracted by my passive-aggressive bitterness at not being able to go travelling with you both. Hope your having fun!

Tan, me man! Guess who's in London working on the new legitimate, high art, off-west end musical! ... wait, that won't mean anything to you... Tan, me man! Guess who's in London working on the new NUDIE MUSICAL! Honest to god, they sing and dance and have their boobies out and sometimes have nipple tassels and Keeleys playing the lead! Okay, that last part was a lie but it still rocks. Its times like this when I miss you... not you C/Shamis. You stay away.

POOR effort Cham!

Hi Keeley, Went on your website...your looking sweet as always! bit disappointed that you wanted a fiver to join so I cant say I saw your comments about me on blog.....but i'm sure they were great....I'm sure you've been looking at my pics too. x

ALL HAIL KING ZIAD I....... I was there....it was a momentous occasion....he destroyed his weaker sibling!!!!! LONG LIVE KING ZIAD I